A Rather unpleasant rag

I once made enquiries** about third party retribution services and was surprised what is available for a relatively modest outlay.

Be warned though: you won't get a VAT receipt.

[** Purely in the interests of research.]
 
city saint said:
many years ago I lived in a terrace house with only street parking and the prick next door used to park an inch behind my van so his car door was outside his front door despite his other two next door neighbours being two old ladys who didn't drive.i asked him nicely if he could give me a couple of feet more as it was a pain getting out in the morning.any how this dick kept doing it despite me asking again politely and my missus who got on with his wife asked her and she replied he refuses as its outside his door.any how one day id had a blazing row with the wife so jumped in the van and just reversed into his car smashing his radiater to bits and told him my foot slipped oops.funnily enough he always left a couple of feet after that and also never spoke again until we moved so it was win win.
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So you didn't brick any of his windows, torch his car or smash his missus' back doors in?

****.
 
Dogshit under the car door handles and a Vaseline on the wiper blades. Both utter cunts tricks that take a lot of sorting out.
 
mancityvstoke said:
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loads of unpleasant rags
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Yep, Bay City Rollers, certainly not Mancs !
 
His Mrs will be giving him more shit than you ever could for making her, by association, look a complete **** and having the dibble at the door.

You need do no more other than whistle the 'It's only 6-1' song every time he is within earshot.
 
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