A small dilemma - help needed

What could possibly go wrong!

She should
So here goes. Any sensible advise much appreciated.

So I am off to Newport this Saturday. Problem is the mrs doesn’t know yet.

Was planning to inform her tonight but the reaction to my late arrival home and chocolates instead of flowers meant it was probably not the time.

Don’t worry it gets worse. I am on the piss in Cardiff on Saturday night and back Sunday.

Having just successfully pulled the situation around tonight with a trip to Sainsbury’s and a decent bunch of flowers I also need to navigate the fact we have a holiday booked (Spain) with her family next Wednesday for an anniversary and I can’t go as I have a hand over of a building at work. Also the small matter of being at Wembley on the Sunday which I am taking my kids to and we don’t get back from the holiday I am not going on until the Monday.

She has just said I can’t wait for the two weekends and some quality time together.

Neither can I but for other reasons such as a new ground and a cup final?

How do I get out of this small dilemma while keeping her happy. Missing either match is not happening.

Ps she has a temper like that blonde women road rage killer from about twenty years back.

Advise please?




I think you should probably pack your bags tonight and come back for any larger furniture items (TV's, fish tanks etc) when she's not within a 6 mile radius of HER house as it will give you enough time for the removal guy to pack your belongings before she returns, failing that you might have to resort to stealth tactics to retrieve your possessions before she pawns them in, anyway for now, forget all that and Enjoy the game Tomorrow!
 
I love your posts!

Schoolboy error with the final. The date is known at the start of the season. We have won in 3 x in the last 5 years! Law of averages.....

As for tomorrow....tricky one.
 
So here goes. Any sensible advise much appreciated.

So I am off to Newport this Saturday. Problem is the mrs doesn’t know yet.

Was planning to inform her tonight but the reaction to my late arrival home and chocolates instead of flowers meant it was probably not the time.

Don’t worry it gets worse. I am on the piss in Cardiff on Saturday night and back Sunday.

Having just successfully pulled the situation around tonight with a trip to Sainsbury’s and a decent bunch of flowers I also need to navigate the fact we have a holiday booked (Spain) with her family next Wednesday for an anniversary and I can’t go as I have a hand over of a building at work. Also the small matter of being at Wembley on the Sunday which I am taking my kids to and we don’t get back from the holiday I am not going on until the Monday.

She has just said I can’t wait for the two weekends and some quality time together.

Neither can I but for other reasons such as a new ground and a cup final?

How do I get out of this small dilemma while keeping her happy. Missing either match is not happening.

Ps she has a temper like that blonde women road rage killer from about twenty years back.

Advise please?

A cup final and a new ground !!! Come on!!

My Mrs is 50 next Sunday so moved her birthday to Friday night so we can spend a quality big birthday at Wembley watching the blues
10 years ago it would of been the ultimate present
Still is as far as I’m concerned
 
Simple answer to all this is give you're partner the fixture list at the beginning of the season add cup games up to the the final indicating that any game can be changed for TV. Explain the community shield may bring you're season forward a week, If they don't get it all then you need a new partner or accept the ride.You have it right when you're thinking of the kids taking them to Wembley etc.Having met you at West Ham thought you were such a quiet bloke. HA HA.
 
Currently in the spice lounge in Cardiff having a chicken Korma. Mrs ww thinks I am in Bristol waiting for the points system to be fixed on the train.

Andy is having a garlic chicken chilli.

Mrs ww has suggested I stay over! I have said no I will keep trying to get home babe!

All going to plan.
 
Hopefully she's not calling your bluff and currently enjoying two large trays of chips and gravy.

She remains remarkably calm. She currently thinks I am on route between Birmingham and Manchester. I am actually on a coach to Cwmbran from Cardiff. I don’t know why.
 

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