A small dilemma - help needed

She remains remarkably calm. She currently thinks I am on route between Birmingham and Manchester. I am actually on a coach to Cwmbran from Cardiff. I don’t know why.

What is her username on here and does she know yours? Think you'll find your best coat in ribbons when you eventually get home.
 
She remains remarkably calm. She currently thinks I am on route between Birmingham and Manchester. I am actually on a coach to Cwmbran from Cardiff. I don’t know why.

4th wife you say?

Is it any wonder tbh, eyerolls ahoy.
 
With that lot on her plate, I’d have an affair and get that dealt with at the same time :-)
She knows all the fixtures mate, so she would presumably have that avenue covered off. Perfect if you want to arrange some time away from your other half. If I were WW I would be suspicious at how well she is taking all this.
 
So here goes. Any sensible advise much appreciated.

So I am off to Newport this Saturday. Problem is the mrs doesn’t know yet.

Was planning to inform her tonight but the reaction to my late arrival home and chocolates instead of flowers meant it was probably not the time.

Don’t worry it gets worse. I am on the piss in Cardiff on Saturday night and back Sunday.

Having just successfully pulled the situation around tonight with a trip to Sainsbury’s and a decent bunch of flowers I also need to navigate the fact we have a holiday booked (Spain) with her family next Wednesday for an anniversary and I can’t go as I have a hand over of a building at work. Also the small matter of being at Wembley on the Sunday which I am taking my kids to and we don’t get back from the holiday I am not going on until the Monday.

She has just said I can’t wait for the two weekends and some quality time together.

Neither can I but for other reasons such as a new ground and a cup final?

How do I get out of this small dilemma while keeping her happy. Missing either match is not happening.

Ps she has a temper like that blonde women road rage killer from about twenty years back.

Advise please?
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So
A) did you get home ?
B)Is she non the wiser?
C)Did she have chips n gravy?
D)Are you non the wiser?

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