A song for Erling...

How about 'Haaland! Haaland! Haaland!' like the Chelsea chant? That doesn't ever get boring or tedious whenever it's sang.
 
Gala. Freed From Desire

"Haalands on fire, he can't stop scoring goals and Haalands on fire. Na na na na na na na na...."

"Haaland's on fire, Martinez is terrified
Haaland's on fire, Martinez...' etc.
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To the Mexican tune Aye,Aye,Aye,Aye:





Nine Nine Nine Nine
Erling has scored another
He's scored with his head/ left/ right (choose as approprpate for the goal) for the boys in blue
Haaland has scored another

adds a bit of Spanish flare to keep Pep happy.

Catchy even for the most tone deaf amongst us
 
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To the main verse tune of Raspberry Beret by Prince.



Eeerling Braut Haaland
Scores all the time but he only wants more

Eeeerling Braut Haaland,
Finally someone who can hit a barn door.

Eeerling Braut Haaland
Fuck off Madrid there is no release clause


Tbh I wrote this jokingly but it scans, has a bit of City humour, is simple enough to remember, and is a unique tune for a chant. I might give it a try next time I'm at the match.
 
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