A song for Erling...

[JOGAMIGMOG]

I vote for:
There’s only one Erling Haaland,
One Erling Haaland,
Walking along singing our song,
Walking in the Haaland Wonderland.

 

[TheBlueDune]

To the tune of ‘I am sailing’

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
Centre Forward, number nine.

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
Plays for City, number nine

He scores goals
He scores goals
Erling Haaland, number nine

Plays for City
Super City
Centre forward, number nine.

Maybe too many verses for some
Shorter version...


Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
Plays for City, Number Nine

Plays for City
Super City
Erling Haaland, Number Nine

 

[Newquayblue]

How about this for a Haaland song?

Sweet Haarland time, wo oh ooooh

Erling never been so good:- been so good, been so good.

I’m feeling fine, wo oh ooooh,

Haarland scoring all the time:- Haarland time, Haarland time


Sweet Haarland time, wo oh ooooh

Erling never been so good, been so good, been so good.

I’m feeling fine, wo oh ooooh,

Haarland scoring all the time, Haarland time, Haarland time.


Repeat - for a bit and end it by just chanting :- Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time,

We could even troll trolls by simply texting ‘…Haarland time’.

 

[Groke]

As mentioned before, a take on Led Zep's immigrant song would be mint - would be good to have a bit of originality for a change; seems like at the minute there are only a handful of tunes out there that different teams have their own lyrics for.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

How have we not got anything for him? 10 years ago we’d have come up with something great

 

[SJT]

Erling - Haaland

As mentioned before, a take on Led Zep's immigrant song would be mint - would be good to have a bit of originality for a change; seems like at the minute there are only a handful of tunes out there that different teams have their own lyrics for.

This is a great idea! fuck me! get on this someone...


Erling - Haaland
the best in all the land and all the world

Erling - Haaland
becomes to steam some heads and you are next

Sang to this theme tune below!...you recognise it? match made in Valhalla!

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

why not feed the goat.

He will end up being the GOAT so would be class.

 

[Sergio<3]

How about this for a Haaland song?

Sweet Haarland time, wo oh ooooh

Erling never been so good:- been so good, been so good.

I’m feeling fine, wo oh ooooh,

Haarland scoring all the time:- Haarland time, Haarland time


Sweet Haarland time, wo oh ooooh

Erling never been so good, been so good, been so good.

I’m feeling fine, wo oh ooooh,

Haarland scoring all the time, Haarland time, Haarland time.


Repeat - for a bit and end it by just chanting :- Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time, Haarland time,

We could even troll trolls by simply texting ‘…Haarland time’.

Jesus fucking Christ

 

[Marklr]

Our king Erling
Our king Erling
We want you to score for us
Our king Erling

To the tune of My Ding-a-ling by Chuck Berry.

 

[GrumpyLegacyFan]

Today at Wolves so many kids around me singing ....'he hates (town in Germany)'. For fucks sake...no one hates United more than me - been to every ground in the country - 35 year season ticket holder - but have never and will never step foot in the Swamp - BUT - please - let's stop it. Most of these kids have only known a shite United and not lived through the abject misery of the late 80s and 90s - yet they think its a badge of honour to chant it. There is SO much to hate about United - we don't need this, and absolutely not for someone as magical as the Viking. So please - someone come up with a belter we can all get behind (like the new Alvarez song, which is great).