A song for Erling...

[TinFoilHat]

A shit Gunnar Solskjaer
You're just a shit...

 

[NatalieM008]

Slight tweaks

Cause all of your dreams are slipping away
Try not to worry you’ll beat us someday
We’ll take all 3 points and be on our way
You can’t stop Erling Haaland

Or a better first line might be:
He plays for City and comes from Norway

This is also a masterpiece

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Cause all of the stars are fading away
Just try not to worry, you'll see them someday
Take what you need, and be on your way
You can’t stop Erling Haaland

Still think this is the one

Could be one for the dippers this, with no victimology or stadium disasters

Cause all of your stars, are fading away
Trent’s not a right back, have you seen him play
Noooonez is shite, Juergen’s teeth are not right
So stop lighting those candles

 

[malg]

Got to be played on Tuesday night



Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Haaland
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Sheik)
Nah nah nah (Mansour)
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Haaland
Nah nah nah Nah

He's gonna score more GOALS than you HAALAND

Fuck right off with that nonsense.....as a Jock I can't listen to that fucking song.

 

[Magicpole]

Have you decided upon a song yet?

 

[BringBackSwales]

Simple is always best

Haaland, Haaland, Haaland, Haaland

Just the one word to learn, even FOC’s like me can remember it

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Even AI cant fucking do it best to just pack it in lads

 

[Debaser]

Haaland, with chips and with headers
Its haaland, he just ragdolls defenders
Its haaland, would like some more caaashhhhhh

To the tune of "corn beef, with chips or with salad..."

 

[dickie davies]

To "Another one bites the dust "
Haaland scores again

Or "we will rock you"
Erling, Erling Haaland (clap clap clap, and stamping feet)

 

[Craig]

Simple is always best

Haaland, Haaland, Haaland, Haaland

Just the one word to learn, even FOC’s like me can remember it

Pretty piss poor if that’s the only song we can come up with for Haaland. Always thought Barca were shocking just shouting Messi for 17 years on repeat to the best player ever.