A song for Erling...

Eeeerling Haaland, Eeeeerling Haaland,
far from home,
singing the song,
I‘m your fuckin‘ lovely number nine.
 
Love this song.....
let's support our team......away day blues getting it going Sunday ....will be jealous of no ticket........villa at home....south stand level 3 will get it going


will support our team.....'The level 3' bar at HT 2nd half .....
Still say " YOU can't stop him scoring " would be better.
 
He's Erling Braut Haaland
He plays at the Et-i-had
For City - he loves us
just like his super dad....


To the tune of
"We're City, we're barmy" etc
 
To the tune of Far, Far Away by Slade.

Replace:

And I'm far, far away
With my head up in the clouds
And I'm far, far away
With my feet down in the crowds
Lettin' loose around the world
But the call of home is loud
Still as loud

With:

And it’s Haaland again!
With his head up in the clouds!
And it’s Haaland again!
With his feet down on the ground!
Scoring goals around the world!
But the call of home is loud!
Still as loud!

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  • Okay, just so you can all be word perfect and ready to blast this out v Fulham, here's a song sheet for you print out and practice in your mum's bedroom -

    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGAIN
    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGIAN
    WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A BIG NORWEGIAN
    YOU CAN'T STOP HIM FROM SCORING

    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    ERLING, ERLING HAALAND
    YOU CAN'T STOP HIM FROM SCORING

    And repeat...(or add lyrics if you have anything)

    Now, practice your singing/rowing combination, and we're all good to go!

still can't believe this hasn't took off.
I had my 6 year old word perfect in October!

come on, get it going...
 
To the tune of 'Another brick in the wall'

He don't need no fans elation,
He don't need no ball control,
No tricky football or fancy pass from
City, just get him in the zone,
Hey, City give Erling a bone,
All in all, you've just gotta give Haaland the ball,
All in all, you've gotta give him the fucking ball.
 
still can't believe this hasn't took off.
I had my 6 year old word perfect in October!

come on, get it going...
Mad init, we've tried numerous times in SS 316/317 but it just doesn't gain any traction....we still live in hope!
 
Here is a good tip.

Don't wrack your brains for hours on end trying to dream up a perfect song that will never get sung because it's shite and embarrassing.
Basically yeah.

Unless you and your mates are willing to get it going in the concourse or on the stands its a waste of time
 
Continuing the Fleetwood Mac theme
(To the tune of Go Your Own Way)

"We've got Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
He scores goals in almost
Every Game"
 
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Someone with more talent than me needs to write a song about corners after his performance yesterday.

To the tune 'meet me on the corner' by Lindisfarne (very apt).

Erlings in the corner,
When the barcodes come to town,
And we'll be there.
I promise we'll be there.
See how Erling smiles,
Coz We'll soon be top by miles,
Coz we have dreams enough to share.

Haaland, Haaland, Haaland....
 
Haaland Haaland Haaland, this is the best we can do? here’s a better idea - 'Haaland Haaland the best in all the land and all the world'...why use that tune? because we, ‘MCFC' took the tune from a vikings film in the first place - thats where the tune originates from its MADE FOR HIM....dont give me all that south stand bollox - sing this its not about YOU in feckin south stand its about HIM and the relevance is in the song - Haaland x3 - - is woefully shit
 


Guardiolas superstar he plays in blue and white…
I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough…
Left or right or on his head he’s fucking dynamite…
I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough…
Manchester City through and through and I just can’t seem to get enough of you..
Da da, da da da da da, da da, da da da da da, da da, da da da da da ERLING HAALAND

That would be yaya kolo levels in full voice
 

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