A song for Erling...

[TinFoilHat]

A shit Gunnar Solskjaer
You're just a shit...

 

[NatalieM008]

Slight tweaks

Cause all of your dreams are slipping away
Try not to worry you’ll beat us someday
We’ll take all 3 points and be on our way
You can’t stop Erling Haaland

Or a better first line might be:
He plays for City and comes from Norway

This is also a masterpiece

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Cause all of the stars are fading away
Just try not to worry, you'll see them someday
Take what you need, and be on your way
You can’t stop Erling Haaland

Still think this is the one

Could be one for the dippers this, with no victimology or stadium disasters

Cause all of your stars, are fading away
Trent’s not a right back, have you seen him play
Noooonez is shite, Juergen’s teeth are not right
So stop lighting those candles

 

[malg]

Got to be played on Tuesday night



Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Haaland
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Sheik)
Nah nah nah (Mansour)
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Haaland
Nah nah nah Nah

He's gonna score more GOALS than you HAALAND

Fuck right off with that nonsense.....as a Jock I can't listen to that fucking song.

 

[Magicpole]

Have you decided upon a song yet?

 

[BringBackSwales]

Simple is always best

Haaland, Haaland, Haaland, Haaland

Just the one word to learn, even FOC’s like me can remember it

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Even AI cant fucking do it best to just pack it in lads

 

[Debaser]

Haaland, with chips and with headers
Its haaland, he just ragdolls defenders
Its haaland, would like some more caaashhhhhh

To the tune of "corn beef, with chips or with salad..."

 

[dickie davies]

To "Another one bites the dust "
Haaland scores again

Or "we will rock you"
Erling, Erling Haaland (clap clap clap, and stamping feet)

 

[Craig]

Simple is always best

Haaland, Haaland, Haaland, Haaland

Just the one word to learn, even FOC’s like me can remember it

Pretty piss poor if that’s the only song we can come up with for Haaland. Always thought Barca were shocking just shouting Messi for 17 years on repeat to the best player ever.

 

[BlueTG]

Haaland, Haaland, Erling Fucking Haaland.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Pretty piss poor if that’s the only song we can come up with for Haaland. Always thought Barca were shocking just shouting Messi for 17 years on repeat to the best player ever.

Don’t think it will end up like that, Erling is creating his own City history and with that will come big moments, one’s that will be immortalised in song, it’s the way it’s always happened at City

 

[spendmorethanerikson]

Still has to be this - even sounds like they are saying Haaland! :)

It has to be this. Skip to 3.14

Ha Ha Ha Ha HAALAND!
Erling Ha Ha Ha Ha HAALAND!

Etc.




Simple!

 

[jayfx]

Pretty piss poor if that’s the only song we can come up with for Haaland. Always thought Barca were shocking just shouting Messi for 17 years on repeat to the best player ever.

How about Haaland, Haaland, he hates Man u, Haaland, Haaland...

We've got to stick them in somewhere haven't we?

 

[train man]

I reiterate my surprise that the drunken sailor has not caught on at all - everyone knows the tune, rhythm, easy words, can be sung on a loop, it's a simple winner for me and, contrary to some, I prefer the cleaner "Can't stop him from scoring" (as opposed to "you can't stop him scoring")
If you hear it in some random bierkeller or brauhaus next week, come and say hello!

 

[Willtaylor]

I reiterate my surprise that the drunken sailor has not caught on at all - everyone knows the tune, rhythm, easy words, can be sung on a loop, it's a simple winner for me and, contrary to some, I prefer the cleaner "Can't stop him from scoring" (as opposed to "you can't stop him scoring")
If you hear it in some random bierkeller or brauhaus next week, come and say hello!

This and only this

 

[Norbert D]

Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if Haaland doesn’t get you
Alvarez must!

ok it’s shit …….

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if Haaland doesn’t get you
Alvarez must!

ok it’s shit …….

To Starman/Bowie

We've got Haaland, waiting in the box
Looks like a polar bear and more cunning than a fox
They say he'll play for Madrid but he's City till he dies

We've got Haaland, waiting in the box
Looks like a polar bear and more cunning than a fox.
They say he'll play for Madrid but he's City till he dies

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Got to be played on Tuesday night



Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Haaland
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (Sheik)
Nah nah nah (Mansour)
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah Haaland
Nah nah nah Nah

He's gonna score more GOALS than you HAALAND

Not bad but the last word needs to be CHELSEA

 

[ancoats]

Not bad but the last word needs to be CHELSEA

we just change it every week to the team we are playing, hahahahahah