A song for Erling...

[dronefromsector7G]

He’s big
He’s blonde
He’s lethal as James Bond
Haaland, Haaland

 

[maineroad68]

To Balotelli tune:

Oooohhh Erling Haaland
He’s a viking
So’s his dad
He is a Nordic meatshield
And he’s over 6 foot 2
He came to play for City
Coz he is a massive Blue

Ooooohhh….

 

[urban genie]

No limits belongs to Kolo and Yaya, lets stop insulting that by using it for haaland.

I cannot bring myself to sing it.


Have some imagination blues

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Hear, hear.

 

[MillsyTheMosher]

Agreed it was cringeworthy yesterday. Can’t be that hard to come up with a decent song for Haaland.

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

I've had Rangers' Lundstram head stuck in my head and keep adapting it to Haaland. Ooh baby do you know what he's worth, Erling Haaland is the best on Earth. Big Norwegian, just what we need, he'll win City the champions League...

How come this hasn't taken off? Probably the best of the lot and a tune we haven't already used for someone else.

 

[MillsyTheMosher]

To Balotelli tune:

Oooohhh Erling Haaland
He’s a viking
So’s his dad
He is a Nordic meatshield
And he’s over 6 foot 2
He came to play for City
Coz he is a massive Blue

Ooooohhh….

Awful

 

[Stoned Rose]

Agreed it was cringeworthy yesterday. Can’t be that hard to come up with a decent song for Haaland.

Crack on and show us your efforts mate.

 

[pride in battle]

Better than nothing...

 

[MillsyTheMosher]

Crack on and show us your efforts mate.

The original one we had for him was much better. Copying the Yaya/Kolo one is what you’d expect from a 5 year old.