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[Dubai Blue]

I hope I get this right:

3 friends go to a restaurant for a meal.
The meal costs £30.
Each friend pays £10 towards the meal to the waiter/waitress.
The waiter/waitress then realises the meal is only £25 so takes £2 for himself and returns £1 each to the 3 friends.
This means each friend has payed £9 each for the meal.
Now multiply 9(money payed) by 3(friends) plus the £2 which the waiter took.
£29
Where is the missing pound?

The friends didn't pay £9 each, they paid £8.3333333333333 each and the cheeky fooking waiter nicked £2 of their change.

There isn't a missing pound.

 

[GrumpyFrog]

water? (H2O)

 

[lee-mcfc]

I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.
What am I?

 

[karlzberg]

I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.
What am I?

A Pussy

 

[Damocles]

I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.
What am I?

Equality?

 

[chedinho]

crossword question-flightless bird from iceland,6 and 7 letters.

 

[Lee-ManCity]

A dick.

LOL

 

[karlzberg]

crossword question-flightless bird from iceland,6 and 7 letters.

Frozen chicken

 

[MCFC-alan88]

I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.
What am I?

To quote a previous poster, a dick.

 

[chedinho]

crossword question-flightless bird from iceland,6 and 7 letters.

Frozen chicken

correct.10 points.