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[TTTCITYBHOY]

water? (H2O)

currect Grumpy,well done.

 

[lee-mcfc]

I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.
What am I?

A Pussy

Equality?

To quote a previous poster, a dick.

nope ....a jigsaw puzzle piece

 

[cockneycarparkm32]

what is red and hangs from a c*nt ?

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

what is red and hangs from a c*nt ?

Slur baconfaces tie

 

[cockneycarparkm32]

what is red and hangs from a c*nt ?

Slur baconfaces tie

Slur is ! what goes bejeesus,yes, beejeesus yes bejeesus yes ?

 

[1337]

Not a riddle but...


There was a rooster and a cat standing on top of a bridge. The rooster pushes the cat off the bridge and falls into water. The rooster cracked up. Whats the morale of the story?
When theres a wet pussy, theres a happy cock
















:)

 

[itsnevereasy]

Not a riddle but...


There was a rooster and a cat standing on top of a bridge. The rooster pushes the cat off the bridge and falls into water. The rooster cracked up. Whats the morale of the story?
When theres a wet pussy, theres a happy cock

:)

This made me laugh!

 

[The Pink Panther]

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?

 

[King Geedorah]

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?

I'm thinking the house is at the south pole so white? But aren't all the polar bears up north and the penguins down south?

 

[bluebrown]

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?

White, its a polar bear. if all sides face south then it must be in the north pole