Acronyms in work or generally really

[reddishblue]

I.C.N.G.A.F.F.

Why do you give two fucks?

It is actually a flying fuck as in...

I could not give a

got one.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

adidas

 

[Ste1969]

adidas

This one takes me back to school in the 80's

The all day i.....

 

[Garrinchas---Dog]

adidas

Not seen this one for years......

 

[pirate]

My mate got pissed at a sales meeting (we work for a v large multinational).

The european sales manager had been talking for ages about sales tecniques, it was just a stream of TLA's. It was bullshit. eventually he asked the audience if they had any techniques to share. My pissed mate stands up and says he has had a lot of success using the SMS technique. The manager picks up his pad and pen and ready to take notes. Whats the SMS technique he asks. My mate say its the Sell More Stuff technique and sits down.

 

[kywc84]

Hopefully have a POETS day tomorrow. :-)

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

We only use two in our company

SUMO - shut up and move on

FIFO - fit in or fuck off

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Before I retired whenever I was at a meeting I asked what they meant even if I knew.

Disarm the bastards who think they are clever.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Before I retired whenever I was at a meeting I asked what they meant even if I knew.

Disarm the bastards who think they are clever.

I do that as well, especially when it is in the papers that have been distributed to the meeting. Now they type all the words. In Education there are new ones every day it seems.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Embarrassingly there are so many of them where I work, there is now an "acronym buster" on the intranet

WTF