Acronyms in work or generally really

[Troubadour]

Wank shaft at work on the phone to me said "gonna need this PDQ"

Had to ask

Pretty damn quick.

Fuck you.

The best way to reply to the acronym junkies is to immediately reply to them by saying: 'Roger Wilco to that!'

They think it means to 'understand & comply' with the instruction where in reality you are saying 'fuck you' (Roger) and 'I will not comply (Wilco).

Just shoot it back at them immediately 'Roger Wilco to that!' and they really don't know if you are taking the piss or not - it works every time!

 

[DortmundDummy]

hmmm MCFC now what does that mean ?????

 

[Deleted member 52846]

Embarrassingly there are so many of them where I work, there is now an "acronym buster" on the intranet

WTF

In an old job I had at a gym we used to have WTF which stood for Watch The Fanny (it was really Walk The Floor).