Acronyms

Green18 said:
Airlines:
BA - bloody awful
TWA - try walking across
QANTAS - quite a nice time above Sydney
TAP - take another plane
GARUDA - good and ready until delayed again
LUFTHANSA - let us xxxx the host/hostess and not say anything
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BOAC - Better On A Camel.
There is an aircraft at the airport with the tail number G-BOAC. It used to be the flagship of the BA fleet until the planes were grounded. My nephew and his missus were married on it, and I got to sit in the driver's seat afterwards, but the keys weren't in the ignition.
 
I once went to a presentation where the speaker proudly proclaimed that they'd be using a lot of TLA's and FLA's during their presentation 'so if anyone doesn't understand please put your hand up...'

It took about 3 seconds before the first hand went up.
 
More Airline acronyms:
El Al Exploding luggage - aircraft lost
Delta Don't expect loved ones to arrive
Qantas Queens and nympho transvestites Aussie stewards
Lufthansa Let us fuck the hostess as no stewards available
 
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