Acronyms

Ford - Fucked on Retail Delivery.
Fiat - Fucked Immediately After Testing.
FIAT is a particularly unfortunate acronym, there's loads of them such as..

Fucking Idiots Assembled This
Fix It Again Tomorrow

Seem to remember the Germans have their equivalents too which are even more scathing than these. Suspect other countries likewise.
 
Airlines:
BA - bloody awful
TWA - try walking across
QANTAS - quite a nice time above Sydney
TAP - take another plane
GARUDA - good and ready until delayed again
LUFTHANSA - let us xxxx the host/hostess and not say anything
SABENA: Such A Bad Experience Never Again
(My wife told me that one when she worked there!)
 

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