Actors/actresses who can't act

Ray Winston. Is that the "I'll kill your moansta" cockney twat playing a Viking in Beowulf (something like that), unbelievable, and now found his true level doing a betting advert.

Cameron Diaz, absolute plank and a joy to listen to when interviewed. Is there a brain in there?

James T Kirk Shatner has also perfected the art of playing a plank of wood and making it look natural.

I agree with the nomination of DeNiro. He is the same in every film.

Morgan Freeman though is superb.
 
becomingparanoid said:
Ray Winston. Is that the "I'll kill your moansta" cockney twat playing a Viking in Beowulf (something like that), unbelievable, and now found his true level doing a betting advert.

Cameron Diaz, absolute plank and a joy to listen to when interviewed. Is there a brain in there?

James T Kirk Shatner has also perfected the art of playing a plank of wood and making it look natural.

I agree with the nomination of DeNiro. He is the same in every film.

Morgan Freeman though is superb.
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You have a kindred spirit in Haller, that's near enough exactly what he said! I actually thought someone nominating Robert De Niro would get more stick!
 
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malg said:
I was watching Once Upon a Time in the Midlands last night, and got to thinking how lucky Ricky Tomlinson is. The guy purely and simply plays himself on screen, he can't act (Raining Stones, Brookside, The Royal Family - all the same part). The majority of soap actors are the same. The other one that springs to mind is Ray Winston. They get around it by saying the guys are typecast, but that just means that no directors trust them to play any other part as they can't act!

Do you have any others - any Hollywood ones spring to mind? Probably the most famous one is Sean Connery, or is that just because he plays every part with a Scottish accent? By the way, you're not allowed Steven Seagal or JCVD!
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typicalcity68 said:
malg said:
I was watching Once Upon a Time in the Midlands last night, and got to thinking how lucky Ricky Tomlinson is. The guy purely and simply plays himself on screen, he can't act (Raining Stones, Brookside, The Royal Family - all the same part). The majority of soap actors are the same. The other one that springs to mind is Ray Winston. They get around it by saying the guys are typecast, but that just means that no directors trust them to play any other part as they can't act!

Do you have any others - any Hollywood ones spring to mind? Probably the most famous one is Sean Connery, or is that just because he plays every part with a Scottish accent? By the way, you're not allowed Steven Seagal or JCVD!
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see also Michael Caine
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Michael Caine, now that is a good shout
 
Michael Caine is a bit of a conundrum. He started off so well, but has descended into utter shite. He is trully awesome in The Ipcress File.
 
jimharri said:
de niro said:
morgan freeman in shawshank.
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Now I know you've lost it. Go back to worshipping Andy Carroll!
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Hey, de niro, told you there would be trouble with that one! (-:<br /><br />-- Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:20 pm --<br /><br />
lee-mcfc said:
rosie webster awfull actress
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hahaha....priceless.... she is fucking God awful!
 
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