Adam and Eve

You’d think that this particular story would be more than enough evidence as to why the bible is complete bollocks.
I guess if you’re willing to believe this then the rest wouldn’t be a problem.
 
This is covered and explained in the book of Detritus where Adam was faced with a plague of fluff sent down by God as punishment for giving into the sin of not bathing regularly. Amazing to think it was only 4000 years ago.

Lmao and an hour later Adam is wondering how the fuck his belly button has fluff in it again. Always amazes me.
 

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