Adam and Eve

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

And why is Jesus always a white guy with a neatly trimmed beard?

 

[Blue Mist]

And if god created man in his own image, then god's got one too.

and a small willy.

Just sayin'

 

[inchy14]

Also, how did their kids procreate? With each other? With their mum? Perhaps the Garden of Eden was in Herefordshire.

The Bible is an absolute pile of wank.

Now you've done it, @George Hannah will be along any minute to administer some form of retribution on you, a plague of some sorts......

 

[Phil1]

You’d think that this particular story would be more than enough evidence as to why the bible is complete bollocks.
I guess if you’re willing to believe this then the rest wouldn’t be a problem.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Now you've done it, @George Hannah will be along any minute to administer some form of retribution on you, a plague of some sorts......

I'm happy for him to explain how they went about the task...

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

To test our faith















Or some other such shite

 

[inchy14]

I'm happy for him to explain how they went about the task...

As his namesake George Michael once said...

“faith, you gotta have faith a faith a faith ah”

 

[dobingsdobber]

And if god created man in his own image, then god's got one too.

But God is omnipotent and omnipresent,He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

This is covered and explained in the book of Detritus where Adam was faced with a plague of fluff sent down by God as punishment for giving into the sin of not bathing regularly. Amazing to think it was only 4000 years ago.

 

[Scottyboi]

This is covered and explained in the book of Detritus where Adam was faced with a plague of fluff sent down by God as punishment for giving into the sin of not bathing regularly. Amazing to think it was only 4000 years ago.

Lmao and an hour later Adam is wondering how the fuck his belly button has fluff in it again. Always amazes me.