Adam and Eve

[kippax4ever]

Never noticed it before but just checked and you're right.

Also, if God wanted humans to procreate, why was Eve such a munter? She's got the body of a teenage boy and the face of an 18th century philosopher. I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole.

2am last dance in place mate 7 you would
Plus I blame the granny Smith's for the shit

 

[ancoats]

how did adam know what to do to eve at the right time of the month if they was the first humans ?? also how on earth did eve have a kid and know what the fuck was happening to her body

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'm still awaiting enlightenment @George Hannah ...

 

[tonea2003]

I'm still awaiting enlightenment @George Hannah ...

no chance gordon, you'll defo get some bluster though

 

[urban genie]

how did adam know what to do to eve at the right time of the month if they was the first humans ?? also how on earth did eve have a kid and know what the fuck was happening to her body

Because Eve wasn't his first missus

 

[goatersnipple]

Also, how did their kids procreate? With each other? With their mum? Perhaps the Garden of Eden was in Herefordshire.

The Bible is an absolute pile of wank.

True.
Complete and utter shit

 

[ancoats]

Because Eve wasn't his first missus

stone him to death the cheat

 

[Blue Mist]

how did adam know what to do to eve at the right time of the month if they was the first humans ?? also how on earth did eve have a kid and know what the fuck was happening to her body

More to the point if there was only them two around why did they have to wear leaves (oh and how did they stay on)

 

[ancoats]

More to the point if there was only them two around why did they have to wear leaves (oh and how did they stay on)

it was the new fashion and in matching pairs too, as for the how they made them stick double sided tape

 

[Barcon]

how did adam know what to do to eve at the right time of the month if they was the first humans ?? also how on earth did eve have a kid and know what the fuck was happening to her body

What if he stuffed it in her trumper?

 

[snorky]

What if he stuffed it in her trumper?

Pure poetry that Bacon :)

 

[Hoghead]

Used to be a club in Charlton in the late 80,s / early 90's. Part of Valentine's as I recall.

 

[Blue Mist]

it was the new fashion and in matching pairs too, as for the how they made them stick double sided tape

Ah thanks for the explanation, I am much wiser now. (or before someone says it, I am non the wiser but I am better informed)

 

[Barcon]

Pure poetry that Bacon :)

You know he did mate : )

 

[George Hannah]

I'm still awaiting enlightenment @George Hannah ...

My batteries are running a bit low these days but I'll do my best to provide some radiance at the end of your tunnel if I can.

 

[Innsbruckblue]

Used to be a club in Charlton in the late 80,s / early 90's. Part of Valentine's as I recall.

Chorlton:)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

My batteries are running a bit low these days but I'll do my best to provide some radiance at the end of your tunnel if I can.

I’m sat here on the edge of my seat...

 

[Blue Mist]

I’m sat here on the edge of my seat...

Are your trousers up or down ?

 

[urban genie]

I’m sat here on the edge of my seat...

He probbably doesn't know the answer but A&E had a few daughters after caine and abel as well as sons afterall adam lived to 930 years afterall ;-)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Are your trousers up or down ?

Just above my knee.