Adverts that drive you mad

[lefty goldblatt]

That woman who does the radio ads for Tesco, in her overly happy and twee voice, that is supposed to make everybody feel warm inside.
It doesn't with me. I want to throw the radio out.

Not forgetting of course, the one who does Amazon's radio ads, with her whisper talking

Just speak normally

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Blame Dickens, snow wasn't particularly associated with Christmas until he started writing stuff.

Ol’ dickhead dickens over there

 

[heslops barnet]

Any Christmas one that has snow in it. Why? Because snow has got fuck all to do with Christmas anymore. Usually it’s fucking warm as fuck or just raining.

Any adverts that mentions Christmas…….end of

 

[mexico1970]

Adverts by definition promote products by cynically using Christmas, by that definition they are all shite. High streets used to promote Christmas and they made a big song and dance about decorating their stores.

There isn't anything festive about yet another pulled pork sandwich or another fucking hair straightener or new telly it has been done to death.

 

[give it to gordon]

Brookland beer
Yanks have never made a decent beer.

Kin hell tele been on 30 seconds and this fucking yanky shitty beer advert is on again

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Pepto advert singing about diarrhoea for fucks sake.

If I was dying due to a combination of all the ailments mentioned by those singing dancing hi viz vest wearing d listers, I'd chose death.

 

[jimharri]

Those arty farty perfume ads that always turn up this time of year. Gaultier* is the perfect example of the genre!



*other brands are available!

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

That Hugo boss bottled fragrance for men advert on TV is hilarious.

A singer watches the actor Badley Cooper in the cinema and cries. He then performs in his own concert, with footballer Vinicius Jnr watching in the audience. Who, midway through the performance runs directly onto a pitch and scores the winning goal and points to Badley Cooper watching in the crowd who nods back in appreciation.

 

[Eaststander1]

That Better Boxes advert from 'Must Have Ideas' is doin' me f'kn head in ... its that blond womans screeching voice.

 

[give it to gordon]

That Hugo boss bottled fragrance for men advert on TV is hilarious.

A singer watches the actor Badley Cooper acting in the cinema and cries. He then performs in his own concert, with footballer Vinicius Jnr watching in the audience. Who, midway through the performance runs directly onto a pitch and scores the winning goal and points to Badley Cooper watching in the crowd who nods back in appreciation.

Thanks for explaining who the people in the ad are, I had no idea but thought must be famous lol

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Kin hell tele been on 30 seconds and this fucking yanky shitty beer advert is on again

Isn't all Yanqui beer shitty?

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

That little tw@t on the radio that doesn’t know what to flush and what not to flush down the bog.

His mum needs a slap aswell :-)

 

[Victorinodennistua]

That Hugo boss bottled fragrance for men advert on TV is hilarious.

A singer watches the actor Badley Cooper acting in the cinema and cries. He then performs in his own concert, with footballer Vinicius Jnr watching in the audience. Who, midway through the performance runs directly onto a pitch and scores the winning goal and points to Badley Cooper watching in the crowd who nods back in appreciation.

Yep it’s terrible. Also I bet that goal was ruled offside and Bradley hasn’t got a bloody clue who Vinicius is.

 

[Blue Maverick]

The Sauvage after shave advert with Johnny Depp I can’t stop saying Sausage as someone changed a billboard to that :)

 

[unexpected item]

Carrots getting married - just fuck off.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

One with that ponce beckham wearing some earphones.

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