Adverts that drive you mad

Your pixel 10 needs a mouse case..

Followed by footage of two insufferable arseholes throwing phones off buildings and acting like a 5 year old who's been fed nothing but sugar for a week.

I don't have a pixel 10, and even if I did I'd not go around lobbing it at hard surfaces and wetting my pants at the sound of the impact.
 
That woman who does the radio ads for Tesco, in her overly happy and twee voice, that is supposed to make everybody feel warm inside.
It doesn't with me. I want to throw the radio out.

Not forgetting of course, the one who does Amazon's radio ads, with her whisper talking

Just speak normally
 
Adverts by definition promote products by cynically using Christmas, by that definition they are all shite. High streets used to promote Christmas and they made a big song and dance about decorating their stores.

There isn't anything festive about yet another pulled pork sandwich or another fucking hair straightener or new telly it has been done to death.
 

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