Adverts that drive you mad

Dial M 4 Mercer said:
The Galaxy Flip Phone advert where the youth of today look like they are experiencing an acid trip. Have they never seen a working hinge before.
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What’s worse is they make out they’ve cured cancer not re-released the same style of phones that were knocking around 20 years ago. Which is apparently vintage nowadays.

The reason humankind will disappear up its own arse is its inability to actually come up with anything original that moves us forward.
 
All the distasteful adverts “smelly vision“ especially the washing powder ones smell and sniff the washing, desperate selling using visuals to sell things.

It’s crept into peeing your pants and letting it all go, there are quite a few like that just when I’m eating something nice what’s happened to verbal what it is show the packet and how much does it cost. I don’t need demonstrations
 
TinFoilHat said:
Lume ads telling every women their minge smells like Grimsby docks and only this product can make your ham wallet smell like a candy floss factory
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‘Oh I didn’t know I had a different Ph down there’.

Well I fucking do, love. My bell end burns if I don’t wash me cock straight after sex because of your love juices. Then you accuse me of having another shag lined up for later on because I’m cleaning my knob and washing you off.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Like that Deisel claim.com advert where the extremely attractive lawyer gives it the spiel. Except she's obviously not an attractive lawyer but an attractive young actress. What else would they lie about we wonder.
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If it’s the advert I’m thinking of, it was filmed in my company’s office building (we inhabit the floor below). I’m pretty sure she is actually a paralegal at Pogust Goodhead who are based there and own mydieselclaim.com. Just trust me when I say they don’t all look like her.
 
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