Adverts that drive you mad

[Blue Steel]

The latest compare the market one, set to the Shania Twain song.

This. It’s fucking horrendous. They can shove their cinnamon swirls where the sun doesn’t shine.

 

[Winchester]

That advert where they are spraying fabreeze and some1 sniffs the guy's foot to make sure his socks are still fresh
FREAK!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

As above.....That whooosh ad adverting some nice smelly stuff....no one sniffs someone elses arm pits at the bus stop and grins like a cheshire cat, no one sniffs someones socks in a shop and grins like a cheshire cat. What do you take us for Proctor and Gamble or who ever....???

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

"Boomerang smells".

I.e. You didn’t wash properly, either your clothes or armpits.

It’s annoying because the first person makes a stupid phrase up, explains it to the rest of us, then the next dickhead “yep, boomerang smell” as if it’s an actual thing.

 

[blumoonrisen]

As above.....That whooosh ad adverting some nice smelly stuff....no one sniffs someone elses arm pits at the bus stop and grins like a cheshire cat, no one sniffs someones socks in a shop and grins like a cheshire cat. What do you take us for Proctor and Gamble or who ever....???

There's a few like that where they show people breathing in the smell, as if deeply inhaling chemicals is good for you.

 

[Rory Bluelow]

That charity one for the donkeys walking with broken and bent ankles. Have to turn it off or look away.

Oh and any ad that trys too hard to fill its diversity quota.

Some of the charity ads are hard to watch……..as for your last point - that must be most of them ! Some are unintentionally hilarious.

 

[maxwellblue]

The new KFC ad, annoying as

 

[Double R]

Maccie's? McD's? Maccy D's? Maccas? Mickey D's? Donnies? McDizzles, what do you call it?

McDonalds you childish twat.

 

[Lavinda Past]

The new Head and Shoulders 'olympics' ad.. Seen it once and it's already getting on my nerves.

 

[Kippaxpete]

That charity one for the donkeys walking with broken and bent ankles. Have to turn it off or look away.

Oh and any ad that trys too hard to fill its diversity quota.

By 'any ad', you mean every fucking one! It should go without saying that racial diversity within families is a positive thing (in fact, the more the better in my view) but why is practically every single couple in the weird parallel universe of advertising portrayed as mixed race? If TV ads are a form of artistic expression - as most self-obsessed wankers in advertising and marketing would have us believe - shouldn't art reflect life? Or might it just be virtue signalling by cynical organisations only interested in their bottom line?