Adverts that drive you mad

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The Soreen ad...." The sun always shines on Sooooreeeeeeen " the old Aha hit. They do it with " Bold " Spandau Ballet, it's embarrasing at the least but I'm sure the original artists are well rewarded.

It’s no “Maureen’s having her Soreen” is it.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I hope Jet 2 aircraft start falling out of the skies in balls of flames, just so they go bust and that awful giddy advert stops playing.

It’ll be well worth the tragic deaths of all those families.

 

[stonerblue]

That stupid Gillette song. It’s a razor mate. It’s so absurdly over the top it’s like they’re taking the piss.

And the Under Armour one with the “by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen” song. Makes me irrationally angry.

In fact any advert that is playing on the “we know what it’s like to be an ordinary fan” angle. Just get bent. Hate it.

If some knobhead starts singing 'up where we belong' next time i'm at the match.......

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

That Paddy Power ad taking the piss out of us about the 115 charges. Fuck off you unoriginal unfunny cunts.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Haha, Tom Grennan that Gillette ad.

Some of his music is actually really good to be fair.

Nout wrong with the vocals or the production to be fair to Tom, just the fact it’s a song from the 80s written for 80s folk and it should have stayed in the 80s because in 2024 it’s cheesy as fuck.

 

[johnny crossan]

Like Currys

 

[Victorinodennistua]

Like Currys
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Tena discreet with the woman sat on the crapper. Also the ‘Little moons’ advert where a girlfriend bites into her boyfriend’s arm. Mary Whitehouse needs digging up so she can ban it.

 

[manimanc]

Anything sky sports put out to do with the Premier League.

You know they'll shoehorn the red cartel wankers in somewhere.

 

[bluetonium]

The Amazon one that pops up on my podcasts. Telling me it's my lucky day because Amazon have reorganized my orders into a new section of their website, and they have PROM-O codes for me.

Not Promo. PROM. O.

Yeah, you can't get that right Amazon so what chance you actually turn up on time with my ordered shite? Canceled Prime because it annoyed me so much, that and the hot mess they made Amazon music.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

That Pringles one where the guy gets his a hand stuck in the tube.

Nobody has a party like that. Where is the mayhem? The booze that causes the mayhem?

Load of bollocks.