Adverts that drive you mad

[give it to gordon]

Bank Robber: What's wrong with the Caarrf?
Getaway Driver: It's OK, the Oirish Lads, I'm with the AA!
Bank Robber: Aaarrf
Getaway Driver: Bombay Mix?

That's a stupid ad most banks around here have closed !

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I've said before, I'll say it again and I'll keep saying it while I still have breath in my body.....

That awful, nausiating woman on the ' Omaze ' advert.
If she came round with the keys to a multi million pound pad I'd slam the door in her face with a sharp " Not today luv ".

 

[BrianW]

The Omaze properties are always wholly impractical for a normal person, not a millionaire. Few of us could afford the upkeep. If I were to win one, I'd sell it, even though that would mean paying CGT.

 

[ray21]

Any ad that as people walking through one door into a room then through another and so on.

 

[Pell]

I think I agree with Bill Hicks.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Some bed place in Alsager and now in Northwich, that's constantly advertising on local radio, with an annoying singer, wailing"Good morning beautiful".
I want to smash the radio, every time it comes on

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Many years ago (not sure if they still do) Asda used to play adverts over the PA in store. There was one particular advert for women's sanitary product, BodyForm which started off "Woah.... Body form...", and I swear the PA operator cranked the volume knob right up the moment it came on. They must have been watching the CCTV, because the amount of old duffers at the egg counter ended up lobbing a couple of dozen on the floor can't have been a coincidence.

 

[Fourinarow]

It might have been mentioned before. The Tesco "I've got the power" ones are fuckin toe curling and ruining a decent tune.

I've just seen the latest one on TNT during half time. Dreadful.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.​

Camping it up (too much?) with his TV ad' for window blinds

 

[give it to gordon]

That Uber advert with Garth Crooks dancing