Adverts that drive you mad

[blumoonrisen]

Any advert with Brian (loudmouth) Blessed. STFU.

Neighbour from hell him. Imagine living next door to the twat.

 

[Bill Walker]

Neighbour from hell him. Imagine living next door to the twat.

There's a few like him in the match thread :)

 

[Debaser]

Neighbour from hell him. Imagine living next door to the twat.

He's always fucking off up Everest, so wouldn't be around that much

 

[Victorinodennistua]

If your going to make an advert for an OAP dating agency, then at least give it some kerb appeal.

When you’ve both run out of your last steradent tablet in lockdown.

 

[blumoonrisen]

He's always fucking off up Everest, so wouldn't be around that much

Probably still hear him.

 

[Mozzer]

The advert with the office workers downing tools to visit the fast food restaurant that sells disgusting burgers.

 

[NZBlue]

The advert with the office workers downing tools to visit the fast food restaurant that sells disgusting burgers.

You'll need to be more specific- That doesn't rule any of the fast food restaurants out

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Random daft ones that pop up on the bottom of the page on Bluemoon, like this:

 

[jimharri]

Any advert with Brian (loudmouth) Blessed. STFU.

Oi; the aurally impaired love him.

 

[jimharri]

You'll need to be more specific- That doesn't rule any of the fast food restaurants out

Probably the one where the founder of said eating establishment had a farm.


And on that farm he had some cows.


Ee-aye, ee-aye oh.

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Doesn't matter what I switch on, radio,tele,YouTube, anything..ON THE FUCKING BEACH!!!! I'm fucking sick of it and will NEVER buy a holiday off these annoying brain frying bastards!! Rant over.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

All of 'em, but top of my list are those where, for no apparent reason or significance, the fuckers start dancing.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Doesn't matter what I switch on, radio,tele,YouTube, anything..ON THE FUCKING BEACH!!!! I'm fucking sick of it and will NEVER buy a holiday off these annoying brain frying bastards!! Rant over.

They are one of the companies that featured on the consumer champion Which's red list. On the Beach, Lastminute.com, Love Holidays and Teletext. We wouldn't use any of the above charlatans that behaved poorly during the pandemic, regardless of how fabulous and jingly their adverts were. And that pleasantly plump child has the manners of a mongoose!

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Companies that featured on the consumer champion Which's red list included On the Beach, Lastminute.com, Love Holidays and Teletext. We wouldn't use any of the above charlatans that behaved poorly during the pandemic, regardless of how fabulous and jingly their adverts were. And that pleasantly plump child has the manners of a mongoose!

Teletext holidays are utter *unts! Extremely bad experience with that lot. Quite possibly the worst customer service(along with 3 and Talktalk) I have ever encountered. 2nd rant over.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Random daft ones that pop up on the bottom of the page on Bluemoon, like this:

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Is that an advert? What the fuck is it advertising?

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

All of 'em, but top of my list are those where, for no apparent reason or significance, the fuckers start dancing.

Would that be ‘We Buy Any Car’ Dave?

 

[old blue]

Probably the one where the founder of said eating establishment had a farm.


And on that farm he had some cows.


Ee-aye, ee-aye oh.

Is it Clarkson?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I haven't had to use a bank branch in years and years. What do people physically go into banks for these days?

To deposit sperm?

 

[oakiecokie]

Most if I`m honest.

 

[trotsky]

Most if I`m honest.

If I want to sit down and watch something ‘live’ on ITV, I’ll either press record or pause it for 15 mins (for an hour long programme) then go and make a brew / wash the pots etc … and it will still finish at the same time, but without the unwanted sales pitch.
I’m amazed TV adverts gain any business. You have to be brain dead to sit through them … then again I suppose there are the millions of plastic rags and scouse ;-)