Adverts that drive you mad

[kippaxwarrior]

Shaving adverts where the bloke having a shave clearly doesn't need one

 

[staffsblue]

That daft one
Where that girl spills chocolate milk shake on her top and almost has her day ruined
But her mum cleans it within seconds and Suddenly Daughter is wearing it.
Then she's frog marched down the hall with 2 of her friends, living her best life !
All this whilst some session band is playing an Altered version of GOLD.
Utter Crap

Especially the line in it about "she's living her best life again". What does that even mean?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Especially the line in it about "she's living her best life again". What does that even mean?

Get with it !!!

 

[1961_vintage]

Reminds me more and more of certain news websites with the constantly changing banner adverts embedded in articles (which either causes page crashes or the article text to constantly shift down/over as you try to read).

Everything in the Retch portfolio.

 

[give it to gordon]

That Angela bloody Rippon ad

 

[TinFoilHat]

That Angela bloody Rippon ad

Which one?

She's done hundreds over the years.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Bank Robber: What's wrong with the Caarrf?
Getaway Driver: It's OK, the Oirish Lads, I'm with the AA!
Bank Robber: Aaarrf
Getaway Driver: Bombay Mix?

 

[talkativesprout]

Shaving adverts where the bloke having a shave clearly doesn't need one

and the "Manscape" ones...I know i'm old, I know things change but who the fuck convinced blokes trimming the bush could improve the appearance of the meat and two veg?

I'm not in Brooklands Blue's league but i had quite an appetite for the fairer sex in my younger days and Ashton-Under-Lyne was like the killing fields for casual sex during the 80s and 90s.

Never once was my unkept semi ginger foliage my downfall, my personality and looks spoiled a few encounters, but minesweeping (the act of trapping low hanging fruit close to closing) usually ended in a successful mission, regardless of the bush presentation

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The insurance one with Judi Dench where she’s playing a panto version of M from James Bond.

It’s awful.

She mustn’t need the money surely.

 

[give it to gordon]

Which one?

She's done hundreds over the years.

The smart meter

 

[give it to gordon]

Bank Robber: What's wrong with the Caarrf?
Getaway Driver: It's OK, the Oirish Lads, I'm with the AA!
Bank Robber: Aaarrf
Getaway Driver: Bombay Mix?

That's a stupid ad most banks around here have closed !

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I've said before, I'll say it again and I'll keep saying it while I still have breath in my body.....

That awful, nausiating woman on the ' Omaze ' advert.
If she came round with the keys to a multi million pound pad I'd slam the door in her face with a sharp " Not today luv ".

 

[BrianW]

The Omaze properties are always wholly impractical for a normal person, not a millionaire. Few of us could afford the upkeep. If I were to win one, I'd sell it, even though that would mean paying CGT.

 

[ray21]

Any ad that as people walking through one door into a room then through another and so on.

 

[Pell]

I think I agree with Bill Hicks.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Some bed place in Alsager and now in Northwich, that's constantly advertising on local radio, with an annoying singer, wailing"Good morning beautiful".
I want to smash the radio, every time it comes on

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Many years ago (not sure if they still do) Asda used to play adverts over the PA in store. There was one particular advert for women's sanitary product, BodyForm which started off "Woah.... Body form...", and I swear the PA operator cranked the volume knob right up the moment it came on. They must have been watching the CCTV, because the amount of old duffers at the egg counter ended up lobbing a couple of dozen on the floor can't have been a coincidence.

 

[Fourinarow]

It might have been mentioned before. The Tesco "I've got the power" ones are fuckin toe curling and ruining a decent tune.

I've just seen the latest one on TNT during half time. Dreadful.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.​

Camping it up (too much?) with his TV ad' for window blinds

 

[give it to gordon]

That Uber advert with Garth Crooks dancing