Advice needed

[DrBlueBob]

Bells through a intravenous drip more like. He's a rough **** talking pish about being posh, aren't ya MP; )

Fighting talk. :-)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Fighting talk. :-)

Nah. He gets my banter pal. I'm one of his favourite pish taking posters; )

 

[DrBlueBob]

Nah. He gets my banter pal. I'm one of his favourite pish taking posters; )

I know. :-)

 

[snorky]

Bells through a intravenous drip more like. He's a rough **** talking pish about being posh, aren't ya MP; )

As it was 'fairy tears' I was tempted to say they are common in Jockland, cos they are all a bunch of skirt wearing crybaby puffs....

But I reconsidered in case he came down and nutted me.

 

[Bluemanc100]

Hello fellow blues. I need some advice on something. Well my friend need to be precise. My friend contacted an Indian girl on a matrimony website and they have been talking for 2 months now but my friend felt something was off about her after a few calls. This girl lives in India and my friend is in the US. He lives in the same city as I do.

Now things have taken turns for the worse. My friend doesn't want to keep in touch with her anymore and has already informed her about this but she is now threatening to kill herself if he leaves. My friend is obviously a bit scared that she might do something to herself and he might be implicated. Worst thing, the girl is trying to contact me and asking me to help her. I did tell her to move on but I don't know if she is trying to harm herself or not.

Any advice on what to do?

Send her a rope...

 

[Magicpole]

It's Tennant's isn't it.

How dare you. I hate Tennents.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

BTW I don’t think it’s a scam since my friend has talked to her on phone a couple of times and that’s how he slowly came to realize that somethings not right. The reason my friend liked her initially was because her mother died a few years ago.

Bizarre hahahaha

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I’m only up to Page 8 and I’m crying with laughter. Best thread on here for years!

 

[Magicpole]

Some may say Buckfast but I think that @Magicpole is more of a classy whisky afficionado.

Bells through a intravenous drip more like. He's a rough **** talking pish about being posh, aren't ya MP; )

I can exist in both dimensions, at the same time. Like a proton. Only bigger. With gorgeous hair.

 

[Magicpole]

Bizarre hahahaha

Youve obviously never met her mother.