AFC Bournemouth (H) | Sat 13th Aug, 15:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[MafeotulBlue]

Wait till 5 o'clock. I'll remind you of this if we cock up.

It’s one of my favourite thing my missus tells me every time i see things in a negative/tentative fashion.

If when you wake up, you think about losing, you’ve failed, go back to sleep.

;)

 

[RandomJ]

I’ve triple captained Haaland so I’d like to apologise to everyone for him not scoring today.

 

[Gabriel]

Get the ball down and play at a fast tempo from the off. Patterns, patterns everywhere!

 

[Eccles Blue]

I don't recognise any of the match officials is that good news? Have they not had time to be sucked in with the rest of the ‘Mafia’? :-(

 

[SebastianBlue]

I don't recognise any of the match officials is that good news? Have they not had time to be sucked in with the rest of the ‘Mafia’? :-(

Did they all arrive in Bentleys?

 

[Benarbia’s Backheel]

I’ve triple captained Haaland so I’d like to apologise to everyone for him not scoring today.

Haha same!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

CANNOT BLOODY WAIT - smash it boys!

Shoulders back?

 

[SebastianBlue]

I’ve triple captained Haaland so I’d like to apologise to everyone for him not scoring today.

I don’t have Haaland in my cash league team…

So everyone is quite welcome for the first ever six goal performance in the PL.

 

[Shaffer92]

I’ve triple captained Haaland so I’d like to apologise to everyone for him not scoring today.

Someone in the player performances thread said he got a text he’s hurt.

 

[Dave El Magico]

Wait till 5 o'clock. I'll remind you of this if we cock up.

Here we go. First game of the new season, so let’s start being pessimistic!