AFC Bournemouth (H) | Sat 13th Aug, 15:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[Dave El Magico]

Did they all arrive in Bentleys?

They will and the driver will have a horses head on the seat next to him.

 

[PaleBlue]

A good performance and 3 points is all I want, not going with the arrogance of expecting to dish out a thrashing, Haaland hat trick would be nice though.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Someone in the player performances thread said he got a text he’s hurt.

That someone joined the forum on 6 May… so either they are a new firm ITK or a just another KFA.

 

[meeesh]

Someone in the player performances thread said he got a text he’s hurt.

The only way he is hurt today is because Pep told the presser he didn't sleep with him

 

[ninjamonkey]

Ederson
Walker
Dias
Ake
Cancelo
Rodri
Kdb
Gundogan
Foden
Mahrez
Haaland

Haaland hattrick Inside 60 before Alvarez replaces him and nets his first Etihad goal in a 4-0 breeze.

 

[Gus Fring]

A win, not arsed how. We need an early goal and then hopefully use the heat to out advantage knocking it about.

For those in attendance, keep your hats on and stay hydrated!

GUS

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I’ve triple captained Haaland so I’d like to apologise to everyone for him not scoring today.

I'm waiting for the Palace game to do that, apologies in advance for our 0-0 draw :)

 

[Stoned Rose]

A win, not arsed how. We need an early goal and then hopefully use the heat to out advantage knocking it about.

For those in attendance, keep your hats on and stay hydrated!

GUS

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Love the first day in the worst of years, but excited to see what this newish looking team can do. Very high hopes for what these lads are doing in the next few years.

 

[ZanteWeatherman]

Someone in the player performances thread said he got a text he’s hurt.

So Alvarez plays and scores 3 instead..........................