AJ Needs a proper song

His name is Adam Johnson
He plays on left or right
he can turn and shoot and score a goal
he's fuckin dynamite

We signed him up from Boro
And now he is a Blue
He fuckin hates United
Just like me and you


:)
 
Revol said:
Who's that man from up in Wearside?
Who's that new guy in the blue?
Adam Johnson is his name
And he always owns the game
And he hates the dirty red scum more than you

Not particularly original, but after a sleepless night my creativity isn't at it's peak.
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He's not from Wearside and he apparently supported United as a young un. It's just his family who support Sunderland.
 
To the tune of Addams family!

Were creepy and Were kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
Were all together loopy,
Adams' City Family.

Our stand a colleseum.
Where people come to see hin
We really are a screa-um.
Adams' City Family.
 
If it's the Addam's family tune, it's gotta be:

One of them's a winger
The other's always injured
But they'll both play for England
The Johnson family

or for those who think that's too harsh on Michael:

Johnson's our right winger
You blink and then he's skinned yer
He looks just like that singer
But we call him AJ
 
chestervegasblue said:
If it's the Addam's family tune, it's gotta be:

One of them's a winger
The other's always injured
But they'll both play for England
The Johnson family

or for those who think that's too harsh on Michael:

Johnson's our right winger
You blink and then he's skinned yer
He looks just like that singer
But we call him AJ
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How about...yernited and you know you are
 
To the tune of Blaydon Races or (Joe Mercer's aces):

Oh, my lads,
You should've seen him coming,
The fastest winger in the land,
Should have seen him running,
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smiling faces
Speeding down the City wing
Oh! Adam Johnson races
 
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