AJ Needs a proper song

[city bairn]

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes a right good bonkin'
And when shes shaggin Beckham
She thinks of Adam Johnson.

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

To the tune of Ryan Giggs is illegitimate...
He's Blue he's white he's fucking dynamite
He plays on the left or on the right
He'll make any defender look shite
SUPER ADAM JOHNSON!
I think this could be the one with maybe a bit of tweaking from the lyrical geniuses on here :)

 

[MCFC BOB]

I'm using this one!!!

me too

Awesome. ;)

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes a right good bonkin'
And when shes shaggin Beckham
She thinks of Adam Johnson.

What were the other ones of these? I remember 'she has a sweaty beaver' rhyming with Nicky Weaver and 'she's got a dodgy motor' rhyming with Shaun Goater :D

 

[Bluethemaway]

To the tune of that "do run run" whatseveritscalled.

Signed him on a Monday
He`s got so much skill
Its Adam John-son its Adam Johnson

He plays on the right
Gives us fans a thrill
Its Adam John-son its Adam Johnson

Yeh the game stood still
Yeh the whistle did shrill
Yeh his shot hit the net
And now - we are singing
We`re winning one nil

 

[Anonymous]

http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/glasgow_rangers-chants/glasgow-rangers-champions/

Adam Johnson on the wing
woahhhhhhhh
He will score and we will sing
woahhhhhhhh
woahhhhhhhhhhh
woahhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[BitterBlue94]

To the tune of Ryan Giggs is illegitimate...
He's Blue he's white he's fucking dynamite
He plays on the left or on the right
He'll make any defender look shite
SUPER ADAM JOHNSON!/quote]

Love that

 

[Kazimierz Genious]

Darren Bent is fast as lightning
Darren Bent is red and white
When he gets the ball he's gonna score
He's fuckin dynamite....



But he didnt score !!

Darran Bent is fast as lightning
Darran Bent is red and white
When he gets the ball he won't score
Cos he's fukin totally shite

For AJ
Oh Alan Johnson, Alan Johnson la la la la la la (asa Hartford song)

 

[Manchester_City_Blue]

To Ants go marching on by one

Give him the ball and he will score,
Johnson, Johnson.
Hell run with the ball and skin you all.
Johnson Johnson.
As he takes the ball past you,
you'll know what he's about to do
Adam Johnson, City's magic man.

 

[Breadsnapper]

To the tune of Blaydon Races or (Joe Mercer's aces):

Oh, my lads,
You should've seen him coming,
The fastest winger in the land,
Should have seen him running,
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smiling faces
Speeding down the City wing
Oh! Adam Johnson races

It might be my age but this is a real footie song QUALITY!!!!