Ajax away pi@@ up plans ?

[Two Gun Bob]

Tony forgot to add roaming network to me fone.No signal in or out.Only got t'internet and know you will hog these boards.Will meet u on top deck of your converted rowing boat when you land.We r going to try space cakez this afternoon but will just av the small cookies cos thet aint so strong as the cakes and bein over 50 n golden oldies prefer to keep it sensible! Only thinng that bothers me is i av sweet tooth n can take out box of jaffa cakes in 2mins back ome so wiill play it by ear. Safe journey General

 

[fat boy blue]

Tony forgot to add roaming network to me fone.No signal in or out.Only got t'internet and know you will hog these boards.Will meet u on top deck of your converted rowing boat when you land.We r going to try space cakez this afternoon but will just av the small cookies cos thet aint so strong as the cakes and bein over 50 n golden oldies prefer to keep it sensible! Only thinng that bothers me is i av sweet tooth n can take out box of jaffa cakes in 2mins back ome so wiill play it by ear. Safe journey General

Cheers Mick, dont peak too early, i should be arriving at the luxury converted barge around 10.15pm. (28 euro B&B in a single room with its own sink & plug socket - bargain) it has a sun deck with fabulous views of the CITY
Woody & his lad have just arrived in Amsterdam , bleasy & mates on KLM this afternoon, kauf leave london at 3pm . i think Cassy are doing it by boat, our Ashley is Spikes trip
Happy Days & Happy 61rthday

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

Just scored a ticket off the chef I think, Vamos!!!!!

 

[squirtyflower]

Tony forgot to add roaming network to me fone.No signal in or out.Only got t'internet and know you will hog these boards.Will meet u on top deck of your converted rowing boat when you land.We r going to try space cakez this afternoon but will just av the small cookies cos thet aint so strong as the cakes and bein over 50 n golden oldies prefer to keep it sensible! Only thinng that bothers me is i av sweet tooth n can take out box of jaffa cakes in 2mins back ome so wiill play it by ear. Safe journey General

Cheers Mick, dont peak too early, i should be arriving at the luxury converted barge around 10.15pm. (28 euro B&B in a single room with its own sink & plug socket - bargain) it has a sun deck with fabulous views of the CITY
Woody & his lad have just arrived in Amsterdam , bleasy & mates on KLM this afternoon, kauf leave london at 3pm . i think Cassy are doing it by boat, our Ashley is Spikes trip
Happy Days & Happy 61rthday

I'm just sat up on deck of my converted rowing boat having a beer

 

[Biggsy1]

Update ftom Happy ville.
F.B.B The prices at the moment on initial reconaiance r a little dire.But just had an aftrrnoon sesssion at neiwmarkt aka red light district n china town so lots more to c n do after a 2hour power nap . THe weather was the dogs bollocks today and touched 68f or 19c.I went out in bart simpson shorts n desert wellies. on me jollies so am allowed to dress to the occation.. Niwmarkt square this afternoon soakin up the sun just drunk Amstel at 5 per cent volume.Prices varied from 4.50 to 5.50 euros.The ladies of the night have afternoon sessions n the missus said they were exdptionally atracative girls but drew the line at the offer of a reduced price threesom at 50 euros.Very cheap but must av been mad keen with me smeling so nice with my new x bolt smellie on..Our hotel hostel is amazing the hortus thereis a big communal room with a telly kitchen n pool table get this u can bring your own scoops in from supermafket.We r just clacking fown 12 bottles of dutch superstrenth for 7 euros in there virtualbar as pre dinner cocktails. Nobody is speaking in digs . there eyes have gone more glazed than a glacier cherrie. Bob Hope is everywhere.Right pungent sweet smell to it! There is a gigantic adult fun fare set set up i n dam square.Amazi n rides if ur into that caper. Gud for the younger end .Ohh yeh n they sell strongbow at 4.50 euros so all r catered for. Adios amigos

Can someone translate this for me please!!

 

[Biggsy1]

Are people seriously going to be supping in Irish bars?

each to there own mate, ive been told of a thai bar, which im hoping to find

now we're talking.

Its just a bar de niro, no extras don't get too excited!

 

[fat boy blue]

Update ftom Happy ville.
F.B.B The prices at the moment on initial reconaiance r a little dire.But just had an aftrrnoon sesssion at neiwmarkt aka red light district n china town so lots more to c n do after a 2hour power nap . THe weather was the dogs bollocks today and touched 68f or 19c.I went out in bart simpson shorts n desert wellies. on me jollies so am allowed to dress to the occation.. Niwmarkt square this afternoon soakin up the sun just drunk Amstel at 5 per cent volume.Prices varied from 4.50 to 5.50 euros.The ladies of the night have afternoon sessions n the missus said they were exdptionally atracative girls but drew the line at the offer of a reduced price threesom at 50 euros.Very cheap but must av been mad keen with me smeling so nice with my new x bolt smellie on..Our hotel hostel is amazing the hortus thereis a big communal room with a telly kitchen n pool table get this u can bring your own scoops in from supermafket.We r just clacking fown 12 bottles of dutch superstrenth for 7 euros in there virtualbar as pre dinner cocktails. Nobody is speaking in digs . there eyes have gone more glazed than a glacier cherrie. Bob Hope is everywhere.Right pungent sweet smell to it! There is a gigantic adult fun fare set set up i n dam square.Amazi n rides if ur into that caper. Gud for the younger end .Ohh yeh n they sell strongbow at 4.50 euros so all r catered for. Adios amigos

Can someone translate this for me please!!

thats from my mate MIck he talks in riddles , i understand every word , perhaps its a Rochdale thing or maybe you just have to know Mick. it could be all them hours he spends driving a Taxi in Bacup, some strange folk up there in the hills<br /><br />-- Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:37 pm --<br /><br />

Tony forgot to add roaming network to me fone.No signal in or out.Only got t'internet and know you will hog these boards.Will meet u on top deck of your converted rowing boat when you land.We r going to try space cakez this afternoon but will just av the small cookies cos thet aint so strong as the cakes and bein over 50 n golden oldies prefer to keep it sensible! Only thinng that bothers me is i av sweet tooth n can take out box of jaffa cakes in 2mins back ome so wiill play it by ear. Safe journey General

Cheers Mick, dont peak too early, i should be arriving at the luxury converted barge around 10.15pm. (28 euro B&B in a single room with its own sink & plug socket - bargain) it has a sun deck with fabulous views of the CITY
Woody & his lad have just arrived in Amsterdam , bleasy & mates on KLM this afternoon, kauf leave london at 3pm . i think Cassy are doing it by boat, our Ashley is Spikes trip
Happy Days & Happy 61rthday

I'm just sat up on deck of my converted rowing boat having a beer

is your boat in Oosterdok, if so whats it like & hows placed for the main attractions

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Cheerlls tony .We found your longship ;-) Led to believe u may be n hour delay .to find your tub in the dark follow these simples instructions.leave central statio at front n turn left walk along main road for half mile n the u will see oostrrdock on left your longship executive mahogony yaught will be moored next to the ship withe 3 giant whie masts. Its an old sailing shilpn n carries the dutch flag flying from the rear . masts r 30ft high u cant miss it me old mucker.left u message with Herde gurdeai the owner.Adios Anyone know tony textl him these directions if he sets off allready as my fone gone tits up. Ta very much

 

[Tipo]

MIBS on tour.......Dam here we come

 

[fat boy blue]

Cheerlls tony .We found your longship ;-) Led to believe u may be n hour delay .to find your tub in the dark follow these simples instructions.leave central statio at front n turn left walk along main road for half mile n the u will see oostrrdock on left your longship executive mahogony yaught will be moored next to the ship withe 3 giant whie masts. Its an old sailing shilpn n carries the dutch flag flying from the rear . masts r 30ft high u cant miss it me old mucker.left u message with Herde gurdeai the owner.Adios Anyone know tony textl him these directions if he sets off allready as my fone gone tits up. Ta very much

Cheers Mick , had directions off Woody he on barge near mine
Got an hour delay so far
Im in bar got a special offer minitures from duty to go with my pint .few blues about .
COME ON CITY