Alan facts

[Neil McNab]

If at first you don't succeed, you were probably trying to defeat Alan.

Alan doesn't have to hold his breath under water. Water knows better than to try and drown Alan.<br /><br />-- Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:05 pm --<br /><br />Alan wagged it from school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.

 

[colin's bell helmet]

Alan once told big daddy to fuck off...
















over the phone.

 

[daveduke67]

Alan spells his name with just 2 letters yet everyone reads it as 'Alan'

Alan still has a single adult seat in the North Stand.


Alan can seperate a Terrys chocolate orange without tapping it.


Alan can roll two cigarettes at once - with one hand.


Alan declined an offer to have his silhouette in the top right corner of the new British stamps.

 

[Fried Onions]

Alan watches Strictly Come Dancing on a Saturday night wearing only a giant 'Sepp Blatter' emblazoned, nappy - it makes his chronic diaharroea problem, bearable.

 

[laserblue]

if alan teamed up with his brazilian compatriots fred & hulk he would be unstoppable.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

alan's farther is Wagner

alan's second name is Douglas (TRUE) lol

alan can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

alan can put a fruit pastel in his mouth with out chewing it.

alan will sign for city 1 day for a record 24,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,

alan is faster than flash gordon and stronger than the hulk

alan was the original lyric for the song "grandma we love you grandma we do"
it should be alan we love you alan we do.

 

[Blue Maverick]

this has to be the clip of the week

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzypOnklG60[/youtube]

As funny as last night, brilliant.

 

[Neil McNab]

Alan can love and hate Marmite.
Alan could find a haystack in a needle.

 

[shadygiz]

Alan doesn't shave....he just kicks himself in the face every morning

 

[Neil McNab]

Uwe Rosler's grandad bombed Old Trafford, Alan's great uncle made the bomb!