daveduke67
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On Halloween Alan bobs for chips.
Alan isn't scared to cheer a goal in the Colin Bell stand.
Alan puts his Christmas decorations up in January and takes them down in November.
Alan traces the Indian call centre employees who call asking him to refinance his existing loans, goes to their house and converts them to Judaism.
Alan walked down Canal Street with a 'Twilight is shite' t-shirt on.
Alan drinks more whisky that slur alesch without his nose looking like an over-ripe strawberry.
Alan goes out, eats phaal curries and drinks Guinness. The next day he wears white trousers and breaks wind without fear.
Alan isn't scared to cheer a goal in the Colin Bell stand.
Alan puts his Christmas decorations up in January and takes them down in November.
Alan traces the Indian call centre employees who call asking him to refinance his existing loans, goes to their house and converts them to Judaism.
Alan walked down Canal Street with a 'Twilight is shite' t-shirt on.
Alan drinks more whisky that slur alesch without his nose looking like an over-ripe strawberry.
Alan goes out, eats phaal curries and drinks Guinness. The next day he wears white trousers and breaks wind without fear.