Alan Green leaving the BBC

My son, who played 14 years in the MLS, is now the color commentator for Atlanta United. When Green came over here to broadcast their inaugural season he was teamed with my son. I'll grant you, the MLS doesn't hold a candle to the PL, but listening to some of the bullshit that this guy said on air and to my son privately about the inadequacies of the MLS and my kid about playing styles and the constant put downs of what he was being paid handsomely to comment on twisted my balls in a knot. Needless to say, he was unceremoniously sent back home to comment on his sacred scousers. I was lucky? enough to meet him twice and both times my son had to step in between us, knowing that I was ready to punch his lights out; once for commenting about my son's talent, and once questioning how in God's name I could possibly support City.
He can go screw himself and I hope he rots in a scouse hell.
Sorry to all bluemooers for my rant.
You had TWO opportunities to punch him on the nose?!
That is above and beyond self restraint...
 
Unfortunately, when I was in my twenties, I got jumped. I became interested in the art of taekwondo. I have risen through the years to a level of black belt. With taekwondo being a defensive discipline, at that level you take an oath to only raise your hands in defense, never aggressively. Fortunately, I am pretty good at verbal jousting and I didn't take any stinking oath in regards to that. He left my presence well beaten and I walked away with my head held high. CTID.
 
Do you recall any of what you said to the odious twat?
The first time that I met him, he casually mentioned that my son, who was a 4 time mls all-star would barely have gotten a sniff in the 3rd level of English football. So I asked him at what level of the game did his career peak.
The second time was when he asked why would I ever support City, I told him that it was because I could never find a liverpool 2014 champions tee-shirt for sale here in the States. He quickly excused himself to take a call on his mobile phone that never rang! I laughed and told him it was awfully nice to see him again and walked away.
He truly is a horse's tamaat.
 
The first time that I met him, he casually mentioned that my son, who was a 4 time mls all-star would barely have gotten a sniff in the 3rd level of English football. So I asked him at what level of the game did his career peak.
The second time was when he asked why would I ever support City, I told him that it was because I could never find a liverpool 2014 champions tee-shirt for sale here in the States. He quickly excused himself to take a call on his mobile phone that never rang! I laughed and told him it was awfully nice to see him again and walked away.
He truly is a horse's tamaat.
Brilliant responses, mate.
 
The first time that I met him, he casually mentioned that my son, who was a 4 time mls all-star would barely have gotten a sniff in the 3rd level of English football. So I asked him at what level of the game did his career peak.
The second time was when he asked why would I ever support City, I told him that it was because I could never find a liverpool 2014 champions tee-shirt for sale here in the States. He quickly excused himself to take a call on his mobile phone that never rang! I laughed and told him it was awfully nice to see him again and walked away.
He truly is a horse's tamaat.

I must admit I never heard this mentioned whilst perambulating up and down Moston Lane!
 

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