1 step forward, two steps back, he then followed it up with "Micah Richards looks like he's been on the pies all summer" always full of praise for our players.
And incidentally although I don't really give a fuck myself about Beckham, surely even if he is on his last legs, considering his efforts regarding the games themselves and his exemplary private life in general, it should have been him rather than that slimey twat Giggs to Captain our team.
Still, at least he won't be shagging around for 90 minutes tonight, and his siblings can know for certain their wifes are safe from his clutches for at least an hour or two this evening.