Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[Mr Kobayashi]

The last election was only about brexit , he was a remainer who changed to a leaver knowing it would get him in , lets see if the stupid fuckwits who voted for him have woken the fuck up

Not quite accurate, he just picked whatever he thought would advance his career. Remember the two essays.

He also spent his early journalistic career in Brussels writing lies about impending bans on wonky bananas and prawn cocktail flavoured crisps.

 

[bluethrunthru]

He has not turned up to the commons to answer the urgent question posed by angela , starmer has tweeted stop lying

The investigation is being carried out by a civil servant whose boss is , erm...

Ellis' performance in defending him has been dour, dogged, predictable and pathetic - he doesn't sound like he even believes what he is saying himself

 

[kaz7]

Ellis' performance in defending him has been dour, dogged, predictable and pathetic - he doesn't sound like he even believes what he is saying himself

No wonder they couldnt get anyone else like maybe the dept prime minister to show up

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

This really is beyond all comprehension. Bet there’s more that will come out, the leaks will continue until he’s gone.
Beginning to think Starmer and go really couldn’t do any worse …words I never thought I’d utter but the benchmark has been set so so low

 

[andyhinch]

There was a phase of poems a while back about someone who wore purple trousers. For some reason this reminded me of that.

I like cheese.
I like wine.
boris is a ****.
I think I’ll wear my maroon trews today.

I’d forgotten about the maroon trews, truly the hight of fashion.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

She needs to be careful but I don't think she is that bright, as her past ramblings have proven.

If she assists in getting rid the Tories will likely get someone better, or at least less deceitful, and make it even more difficult for her and her estranged leader to get in.

In a way she'd be better supporting him!

To be honest, mate, I want Johnson out of that seat as soon as possible, that is the only priority here.

 

[bluethrunthru]

No wonder they couldnt get anyone else like maybe the dept prime minister to show up

Ellis has a majority of only 5,500 in Northampton North - every word he utters reduces that if his constituents are watching this lame pathetic effort

 

[kaz7]

I suppose it wasn’t too hard to predict the above.

He scratched her back, time for her to scratch his , allegedly

 

[kaz7]

Ellis has a majority of only 5,500 in Northampton North - every word he utters reduces that if his constituents are watching this lame pathetic effort

I even started to feel sorry for him , had to slap myself !

 

[lazerblue]

all these fucking parties

couldn't have been much of a "fucking party" if they didn't invite angela ;-)