Dear All
Re: Dignified Exit.
Sorry for misleading the house, and the country at large, multiple times.
Sorry for disrespecting you all, and my colleagues.
Sorry about not erring on the safe side if there was the slightest doubt that I might not be following the rules.
Oh, and, sorry about the redecoration malarkey - about funding - I didn't really coco!
In fact, I didn't really coco anything - and I've no bally idea where Barnyard Castle is, or whatever it's called.
I was assured that everything was tickety boo, and I've had my people pen a note to HM, offering apologies - if needed (can't think why).
Such a fuss over a sniffter or 2 - can't see what everyone's getting so het-up about, but, there we are.
So, anyway, as per Bridgen's suggestion, I'm off - making my dignified exit.
Onwards Carrie! Out of the breach, ma cherie amour! That-a-girl!
Chow for now, peeps.
Boris.