Reminds me of that Ozzy Osbourne story:Grey report?
That didn't work did it. Nor will this enquiry. It will be a greywash.
"We agree Johnson is a **** but what a great ****!"
Borrowed from Dangerousminds.net:
On one particular occasion, Ozzy was chatting with a journalist outside the band’s tour bus when a seriously blotto Allen came stumbling by. This pissed off the Prince of Darkness and once Allen was within arms reach, he grabbed him and threw him inside the luggage compartment of the bus, leaning on the door so Allen couldn’t get out. The journalist recoiled in shock (which I find hilarious, because OZZY), then stammered at Osbourne telling him his treatment of Allen was uncalled for. Ozzy allegedly responded by telling the journalist he could do “what he liked with him” because he was “my dwarf.” Following this bizarre proclamation, Allen’s voice arose from the luggage compartment saying:
“He’s right, you know. I’m his dwarf, and he can do what he likes with me…”
https://uncletnuc.com/2020/10/19/ronnie-the-dwarf/