You are either a Tory seeking to distract or a Tory in denial. The findings of the Committee's report had sweet FA to do with cake, drinking culture or birthday's. He was found to have deliberately lied to the House on 11 occasions - he claimed that advisers told him stuff when making statements to the House - those advisers said unequivocally in their own evidence they told him nothing of the sort. So if he was not told that but then repeatedly told the house he had been that IS deliberately misleading the House.
He compounded the issue by, when he got the copy of the report there was a covering letter that told him he was holding the only paper copy of the report and no no accounts was it to be shared, photocopied, photographed nor discussed by him it was for his eyes only. Next then mentioned in his resignation some of the details of the findings in the face of that letter thus putting himself in contempt of the Committee under Parliamentary Rules.
He also published a pdf copy of said report on line same night and as that was in breach of the letter and found to be impugning the committee in accordance with House Rules.
And you are still giving it the cake story.
Two investigations 3,200 Police man hours at a cost of £100k to the taxpayer says it wasn't and that you are talking bollo