A bit like the Today prog with the Mrs Merton question to Michael Fabricant:I think the reason that the report recommends a 90 day suspension is because even if some of his supporters campaign to get the punishment reduced they would need to get it below 10 days from 90 - if they were very very lucky they might get a 50% reduction but that is still 45 days. And that stands and would cause a recall referendum for Johnson.
So in his world Dorries steps down and he somehow gets central office to accept him as a candidate ( they won't ) and he wins in Mid Beds and becomes an MP then the act of being an MP activates the suspension with immediate effect and so he would face a recall referendum in his new seat which needs just 10% of the constituency to vote recall and he is into a by-election again.
He has his mucker Zac Goldsmith who loans him his house in southern France and who by co-incidence was elevated to the Lords by Johnson to thank for that ..... pmsl
"What was it that first made you decide to defend the man who gave you a knighthood?"