Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Oh turns out the sprog was born 8 days ago so his birth being released at the same time on the same day that he should have been handing his phone in to the investigation means it was simply a distraction

perhaps the kid will be call Felinus Mortus?

 

[bluethrunthru]

perhaps the kid will be call Felinus Mortus?

or his dad Stanley the committed Francophile will always nickname him - Le Chat Mort

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Well fancy that!!
The razor sharp mind of the giant political leader and inspiration to many, bestriding the globe like a blond colossus……..and he seems to have forgotten the simple code to get into his phone.
The latest version of ‘the dog ate my homework’.
Almost as pathetic as Dorries’ latest sad attempt to get included in truss’s resignation honours.
Make the most of this folks, we hopefully will never again in our lives witness the sort of lying, grifting and callous arrogance we are seeing from this despicable shower.

 

[kaz7]

I can just imagine what is on his phone , bodies can pile high type of comments , he is not resisting giving them his phone for nothing . Can they just take it as the law said he had to hand the messages over ?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Well fancy that!!
The razor sharp mind of the giant political leader and inspiration to many, bestriding the globe like a blond colossus……..and he seems to have forgotten the simple code to get into his phone.
The latest version of ‘the dog ate my homework’.
Almost as pathetic as Dorries’ latest sad attempt to get included in truss’s resignation honours.
Make the most of this folks, we hopefully will never again in our lives witness the sort of lying, grifting and callous arrogance we are seeing from this despicable shower.

The password will be something simple like T1tt1es

 

[bluethrunthru]

Well fancy that!!
The razor sharp mind of the giant political leader and inspiration to many, bestriding the globe like a blond colossus……..and he seems to have forgotten the simple code to get into his phone.
The latest version of ‘the dog ate my homework’.
Almost as pathetic as Dorries’ latest sad attempt to get included in truss’s resignation honours.
Make the most of this folks, we hopefully will never again in our lives witness the sort of lying, grifting and callous arrogance we are seeing from this despicable shower.

In every town on every high street there is a shop that will get you into that phone in less than 10 minutes

 

[Vic]

In every town on every high street there is a shop that will get you into that phone in less than 10 minutes

He's in contempt. Plod can march him down to one and supervise while he copies the WhatsApps.

 

[Phil1]

Been a wrong’un for years. His most vocal supporters on here and in the real world knew this but didn’t give a fuck because apparently his bumbling, scruffy, non coherent persona was what the world needed.
Those supporters are most definitely wrong’uns themselves as spending 5 minutes reading their pish will testify...

 

[kaz7]

His one true love nadeine is writing a book about the taking down of boris , expect more ramblings and gb news style attacks on everyone

 

[mosssideblue]

I can just imagine what is on his phone , bodies can pile high type of comments , he is not resisting giving them his phone for nothing . Can they just take it as the law said he had to hand the messages over ?

I'm obs missing something but cannot they be simply deleted?