Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Congratulations to Boris on the birth of his 300,034 974,000th child.

hoorah

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

His girlfriend has haad the baby so I wouldn't expect him to do PMQs

Wonder if he will go on paternity leave for a few months

You are correct to say the baby, until we get the DNA test in it could be anybodies.

 

[Phil1]

An admirable effort from the Prime minister to singlehandedly repopulate the country.

 

[mat]

Happy Days for Boris.

Missus gives birth the same day the government will announce the death from Covid 19 are double what they said yesterday.

Superb timing to bury bad news...

 

[mat]

I hope he takes his statutory paternity leave so we have Gove, Handycock and Raab in charge for another fortnight. Maybe throw in Patel as well.

He's the PM he'll take more time off. Maybe comeback the day they ease the lockdown.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Happy Days for Boris.

Missus gives birth the same day the government will announce the death from Covid 19 are double what they said yesterday.

Superb timing to bury bad news...

You’re not suggesting Boris was forcing Carrie to drink gallons of pineapple juice yesterday, surely?

 

[mat]

You’re not suggesting Boris was forcing Carrie to drink gallons of pineapple juice yesterday, surely?

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Now if someone forced gallons of ale on me...

 

[lonestay]

I didn't realise she was close to sprogging when the announcement was first made that Boris hadn't used a condom again !

 

[hilts]

Winston?

 

[Claytop]

Downing St announce he’s not doing pmq’s, Twitter goes crazy, Boris announces birth of Son, lots of tweets quickly deleted.