Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

He is in bother - long standing Tory MP's unhappy for the mess around their Brexit mate Patterson - new Blue Wall MP's shitting bricks they are one term MP's with slender majorities - and the papers have it in for him and his crowd






There's only the Torgraph and the Scum that aren't sticking the boot in on Bonehead's antics. The fact that he chose to go and play doctors and nurses and what of his many photo op's yesterday rather than face the music hasn't gone down well. You can certainly feel a momentum building on this. Lurching from one crisis to the next might be how he navigates his personal life but like his mentor its starting to catch up on him.
 
I can't get my head around how this utter buffoon is our prime minister, he's an absolute thunder ****, a lying deceitful plum, how did the public vote for him, all politicians are masters of avoidance, but this clown takes it to a different level, I genuinely wouldn't trust him as a car park attendant, we've had some shit PMs down the years but he is on a different level of cuntishness.
 
I can't get my head around how this utter buffoon is our prime minister, he's an absolute thunder ****, a lying deceitful plum, how did the public vote for him, all politicians are masters of avoidance, but this clown takes it to a different level, I genuinely wouldn't trust him as a car park attendant, we've had some shit PMs down the years but he is on a different level of cuntishness.
Same reason why the US were taken in by Trump they are both conmen and they like them saying the quiet bits out loud, especially the racist bit.
 
Hey friend remember when I gave your wife her fist job in politics,
Yes friend I do, and although you lost the Mayor or London election and lost your seat in the GE, have this peerage, you deserve it.
Thanks friend, feel free to stay at my very expensive holiday home for free.
Hey friend, do you think people might view this a slightly corrupt
No! We're just really good friends.

He fisted his friends wife at work?

What a twat:-)
 
No mask in the hospital and no mask on a train today , our leader folks
My lot would roster me off working any train he's on. They did that when the transport secretary was travelling with our MD pre Covid.

During the coalition Nick Clegg demanded a colleague stop anyone but his team traveling in first class. He was told to pay for every seat in first of get fucked.
 
Here was a Bertie Booster, admittedly on worn-out Duracell batteries, trying to portray himself as a champion of natural justice. Boris Johnson is going to be very angry when he catches up with Boris Johnson who fucked up so badly. He could scarcely bring himself to mention Geoffrey Cox. There again, he must be sick with envy at the amount Geoff has raked in since becoming an MP.

(John Crace)


 

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