Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[bluethrunthru]

 

[blue for life]

Going to have to send the bailiffs in to get that bastard out of there!

 

[Don Karleone]

Ooooh the snakey fucking bastard. I love it

 

[bluethrunthru]

During PMQs. Didn’t see Patel there either.

Holding hands with Natalie Elphicke atop the white cliffs of Dover preparing to jump Thelma and Louise style

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Going to have to send the bailiffs in to get that bastard out of there!

He's gonna walk out with his gold wallpaper under his arm, having ripped it off the wall.

 

[bobmcfc]

He will find out that Nadine Dorries was the real reason Sarah Vine Divorced Michael Gove next....

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Holding hands with Natalie Elphicke atop the white cliffs of Dover preparing to jump Thelma and Louise style

There’s a movie I’d pay to see!

 

[Gabriel]

That select committee was a suitably humiliating end to his regime. He was getting skewered from every side. Beautiful to see, even if his levels of delusion are a bit alarming.

Trumpesque at times. All hail-fellow-well-met but with a disquieting sinister air about him.

 

[splinter]

Starring him?

Can't think of anything worse.

Be bloody hilarious tho

 

[kaz7]

Not so pretty patel is part of the delegation , mad nads is rocking in the corner pissed

 

[Mike D]

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Boris Johnson now confronted with news that Zahawi, Shapps, Hart et al will be waiting for him in Downing Street telling him to go. “So you say,” he retorts. This is excruciating.

tick tock tick tock!!

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Note he didn't promise not to call a GE if he was forced out.

 

[Mike D]

Note he didn't promise not to call a GE if he was forced out.

Lets hope he follows through on that promise right now.

 

[GornikDaze]

Going to have to send the bailiffs in to get that bastard out of there!

I bet he’s nicked all the copper

 

[Bodicoteblue]

35 new vacancies.
Well, they did promise to create high paid high skilled jobs!

 

[Postman Pep]

 

[Ballymagash Blue]

Note he didn't promise not to call a GE if he was forced out.

Is ER2 in town? Anyone know?

 

[babyape]

 

[Dogtanian]

I bet he's on the phone to ACAS getting some advice as we speak

 

[johnnytapia]

I don’t think he’s able to.

As Blair observed of Bill Clinton, “He’s the only man I’ve ever known who can cry out of one eye.” Master / Apprentice.