Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[old get]

No 10 might not have been so congested if there hadn’t been so many fridges and suitcases cluttering the place.

A snake oil salesman who has run out of snake

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

A snake oil salesman who has run out of snake

There's always the tears of a lizard - it yer can squeeze its bollocks hard enough.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Of course, reet-smug’s idea of the ‘public’ is the decent chaps at his local conservative association, and the old boys at the gentlemen’s club with whom he shares the odd £200 bottle of decent claret.
I suspect that is as close as he gets to the public.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[bluemanc16]

I think Johnson would have had a much better chance if he had followed Pannick’s advice rather than going off script and bullshitting when the questions went in a direction he didn’t like. I do think Pannick was given an almost impossible job but at the end of the day I presume he’s not on a no win no fee deal!

Let's be honest Perry Mason would have struggled advising the buffoon

 

[BayernMan]

 

[kaz7]

If Lord Pannick advised Johnson on strategy in the Committee Hearings today, I would be seriously look at finding someone else to advise you in your recent "troubles".

You know nothing about him or what he has already done for us

 

[BayernMan]

 

[lazerblue]

So long as he goes down, I'll be happy.

oooeeerrr Matron!

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Blue and true]

A timely reminder; never, ever, fucking ever, trust a Tory.

 

[Thornliebank]

A timely reminder; never, ever, fucking ever, trust a Tory.

They’re more trustworthy than the anti semite party. Just let that sink in.
I voted Labour in my younger days but wouldn’t touch them with a barge pole now.
Imagine it all kicking off with Putin and the West with Starmer and his stooges in power. ………’ We surrender ‘……..

 

[Thornliebank]

Boris Johnson comes across as an English version of Nicola Sturgeon. Full of lies and obfuscation.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Boris Johnson comes across as an English version of Nicola Sturgeon. Full of lies and obfuscation.

They’re more trustworthy than the anti semite party. Just let that sink in.

Welcome to the forum to the World Whataboutery Champion of 2023.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

I've been in 10 Downing Street, 35 years ago. If it's a cramped office space, it's because he's stuffed it with advisers, lackeys and spin doctors.

"Have I followed the guidelines? I'll ask my spin doctors."

I would have asked them but there were so many other people in there I couldn’t find them…..

 

[shemnel]

I think i've been saying this since that useless Truss person was appointed PM, but I cannot see any other outcome than Johnson leading the Tories at the next election. He's a vote machine, whether he's a total prick or not. I just can't see any other choice for them.

 

[mosssideblue]

I think i've been saying this since that useless Truss person was appointed PM, but I cannot see any other outcome than Johnson leading the Tories at the next election. He's a vote machine, whether he's a total prick or not. I just can't see any other choice for them.

Very much doubt that

 

[blue for life]

I think i've been saying this since that useless Truss person was appointed PM, but I cannot see any other outcome than Johnson leading the Tories at the next election. He's a vote machine, whether he's a total prick or not. I just can't see any other choice for them.

If he’s a vote machine that says more about the electorate than him!

 

[kaz7]

I think i've been saying this since that useless Truss person was appointed PM, but I cannot see any other outcome than Johnson leading the Tories at the next election. He's a vote machine, whether he's a total prick or not. I just can't see any other choice for them.

He was voted in because of brexit and his lies, the racists came on board as well and corbyn was a weak opposition , he hasnt really been tested under normal times

 

[west didsblue]

If he’s a vote machine that says more about the electorate than him!

30% of the electorate would vote for him even now according to a poll on TV last night.
We are exactly the same as the USA and probably every country in that a sizeable minority of the electorate are fucking morons. In the past it wasn't such a big deal because most of them wouldn't bother voting but in the era of social media, fake news and culture wars, unscrupulous people have managed to find a way of mobilising the moron vote and as a result we've had Johnson, and the US have had Trump.