bluethrunthru
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They are trying to save his arse and the fat lazy **** could not be arsed turning up in person
Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
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bluethrunthru
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paid in Roubles?
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Sunday People Front Page 14th of May 2023 - Tomorrow's Papers Today!
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Mr Kobayashi
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I think it may deliberate that he hasn't attended, although it's widely believed to be a front for him it isn't publicly confirmed.
feedmpenzaandhewillscore
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When will they be relaying the outcome of the Parliamentary investigation into him? Hopefully move him permanently out of the political equation forever.
Mr Kobayashi
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No idea couldn't find the answer with a simple search. That may also be the reason why he isn't announced as their cult leader.
bluethrunthru
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Better if it was a Portaloo moment. Time the turd was flushed.
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Sadly he's unflushable.
bluethrunthru
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Feckless wastrel
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Cricket Blue
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Agree
Absolutely disgusting that someone that old is still adding to the planet whilst people can't rub 2 pennies together.
Immoral.
Morals and Johnson - never the twain shall meet.
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Yep
Its quite frankly outrageous.
bluethrunthru
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could be double figs now - when his Dad wants to limit the UK population he set his kids the task of filling the quota
Gabriel
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This would be the seventh, apparently, which would put him one ahead of Jacob Rees-Mogg and back in contention for the Golden Bootie.
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Is he still pulling the strings at number 10?
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No. He's a lazy idiot. No one goes to him for advice.
bluethrunthru
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Boris - advice please - I lost over a thousand council seats - they are holding conferences briefing against me......what should I do?
Well you see Rishi old boy - phaw brrr off. Hmmm... I think......errr - yes - phaw phaw - get a donor to help - erm erm - I am very very drunk.......
Could be cos Rishi looks, sounds and moves like a puppet?
bluethrunthru
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Plainly he has tupped her again in time for another cover/distraction for the publication of the next enquiry report into his conduct