Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

I think the majority Tory committee will humiliate him and all that he stood for

Impugned - Im pew nd.

 

[bluethrunthru]

what appears to be the most half arsed jocular front page probably it the most accurate

Daily Star Front Page 10th of June 2023 - Tomorrow's Papers Today!

The Daily Star remarks 'the party's over' for Boris Johnson, upon his announcement of stepping down as an MP.

www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk

 

[NZBlue]

On 6th June 2022 211 supported Johnson in a vote of no confidence over his partygate lies.
Assuming the report says what we expect, how many of these 211 will resign on Monday?

If they have any morals and integrity they most certainly should go immediately.




I won't be holding my breath

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Johnson Quits

Trump is going to get a new arsehole.

Just need a knock on the door from Angela Rayner offering me a soapy tit wank to complete the day.

As I said before, it could be the Carlsbergiest weekend ever, but Angie wasn't in there


Until now

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

I think the majority Tory committee will humiliate him and all that he stood for

Our very own Donald Trump.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Our very own Donald Trump.

Can we not deport him to America?

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Gabriel]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Seven days later he -reasserted his pride and devotion by quitting in a huff

 

[law74]

I think the majority Tory committee will humiliate him and all that he stood for

Self promotion is the only thing he ever stood for

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[BayernMan]

 

[bluethrunthru]

"Ex - PM was not told he obeyed the Covid rules" but he said the opposite in parliament - fucking shit house

Times Front Page 13th of June 2023 - Tomorrow's Papers Today!

The Times reports on a committee of MPs concluding that Boris Johnson deliberately misled parliament over the Downing Street parties.

www.tomorrowspapers.co.uk

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Am I allowed to say, dirty fat ****?

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Net -34 favourability is Corbyn territory.

 

[bluethrunthru]

why are some so in his thrall?

Boris Johnson did not win the largest Conservative majority in 44 years – Full Fact

Lord Cruddas is also not correct to say Boris Johnson has never lost an election or campaign.

fullfact.org

 

[TinFoilHat]

why are some so in his thrall?

Boris Johnson did not win the largest Conservative majority in 44 years – Full Fact

Lord Cruddas is also not correct to say Boris Johnson has never lost an election or campaign.

fullfact.org

Epstein syndrome.

As in Johnson knows where the bodies are hidden?

 

[Vic]

Epstein syndrome.

As in Johnson knows where the bodies are hidden?

As in anyone who defends the Liar is likely also to be lying.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Johnson's ill-informed attacks on Harriet Harmon got nowhere so its back to Blue-on-Blue action with him turning on the (very Remainer) MP Bernard Jenkin. What they are learning is if you wound Johnson he will lash out and take you all down with him

 

[Rascal]

Am I allowed to say, dirty fucking fat lying narcissistic ****?

No, i edited it for you.