Alexis Sanchez

[Manchester_lalala]

£65m deal - £320k a week - 4 year contract. To be announced at around 10pm GMT tonight apparently. Ban me if I'm wrong.

Any last words?

 

[oakiecokie]

If you're still on the forum at 10.01pm you will be pronounced an ITK .

And if he`s not ... he`ll be pronounced dead.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

What turns a poster into a fake ITK, what makes a man turn evil?

 

[Rammyblues]

To be fair that is how the papers will report it, of course the reality on his wages will be different, low basic wage potentially rising to that if we win stuff. Well thats my guess.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

You don't really mean that, do you.

A little bit, but not much.

 

[chaddblue]

The missus has just said we're having chilli for tea

It's a sign I tell thee

 

[Bozo]

£65m deal - £320k a week - 4 year contract. To be announced at around 10pm GMT tonight apparently. Ban me if I'm wrong.

 

[GornikDaze]

What turns a poster into a fake ITK, what makes a man turn evil?

Winter is coming! I blame the white walkers

 

[Neville Kneville]

Please don't be posting twitter feeds from known dickheads

That rules out the whole of the British media.

 

[Monkchester]

1812 in Colne.

I know I just a horse and cart come down the street