Alexis Sanchez

[manimanc]

Cheers.

So, basically what we knew yesterday.

Yeah nothing new mate though I think @mat posted something about Chelsea offering bashtuyi and cash for Sanchez.

 

[ganganvince]

He's locked himself in his toilet and isn't coming out.

Needs to be careful there's no fake bombs in there

 

[citizens_1976]

I was annoyed about this on sunday, but I'm over it now.

He has made his bed, he can lie in it. If he doesn't want to join a team on the verge of greatness, playing liquid football with the best manager in the game just for a few extra bob then that's up to him.

He can always join the chinese league in 3 seasons time and earn almost double what United will pay, he is going to be absolutely minted either way.

I hope he doesn't start throwing his arms about crying like a little soft **** when he is chasing lost causes on his own and can't get a touch of the ball in the Derby at the Etihad in April. I hope he enjoys playing in a team that don't press and sit behind the ball every time they face a good side in the premier league. I hope he enjoys the defensive side of the game more than the attacking side because he will be doing a lot of it. He has simply made his bed and the little prick can lie in it.

On to the next targets.

 

[The Doctor]

Im still looking for the statement.

Twitter statement from Sky Sports 4.30pm

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Wonder what would happen if Sanchez makes an apology call to Pep for his behaviour- would he forgive and sign him??

ey Pepino is me Dirty Sánchez,
I juz call to say i’s lov yors, izer been bad boz, pleasey pleasey senor sign for mes iz ready to playz.
Zee dirty rags not’a givz zee breetish passyportz forz me familz.
I so sorryz senor I playz forz youz freee whor youz say Peppi boys.

FECK OFF!

 

[bobmcfc]

ey Pepino is me Dirty Sánchez,
I juz call to say i’s lov yors, izer been bad boz, pleasey pleasey senor sign for mes iz ready to playz.
Zee dirty rags not’a givz zee breetish passyportz forz me familz.
I so sorryz senor I playz forz youz freee whor youz say Peppi boys.

FECK OFF!

Haha

 

[Bill]

Needs to be careful there's no "fake" bombs in there

edited for you.

 

[zandvoort blue]

The move to the Rags is off. Apparently Sanchez has failed the test..............His PSV test.

 

[goalmole]

Deary me, where the fuck did you pop up from?

He's a rag **** acting like a rag ****. He's been taking digs at us all day and thinks we haven't noticed.. I'm surprised he hasn't been fucked off yet. Can't be long now.

 

[goalmole]

He's now popped off

Well done, he was beginning to grate.