Alexis Sanchez

[The perfect fumble]

Who is Lucas Scagliola?

No idea, but bring me his head.

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

Lightning, thunder, heavens opening, heavens sounds like Evans...we've won dusty fkn bin.

 

[Blue Mist]

Bus driver told me something similar and added that Messi wants to come as well, fingers crossed.

Wow, did Mourinho text you or ring you up !!

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Deal to United done yet?

Yep,..united struggling to get mickeytargarian’s seatbelt buckled up at the minute, the taxi drivers meter is running up a huge sum

 

[ojeme]

Just wish today was 29th January so that this whole drama can end asap once and for all.

 

[Academica]

Wow, did Mourinho text you or ring you up !!

Boom boom

 

[goalmole]

I see lightning but yet to hear the thunder.

Does anyone listen to this shit?

 

[The perfect fumble]

Just wish today was 29th January so that this whole drama can end asap once and for all.

Here you go...

Let me know how it all works out.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Does anyone listen to this shit?

470m views suggests so!

 

[happy]

No idea, but bring me his head.

There's one for the teenagers!