All I Wanted Was An Egg

[KS55]

I fancied a cheese omlette for brunch. Went to the fridge, which is a tall larder model. Reached up for the eggs and dislodged a large piece of Edam. The cheese crashed down and collided with the shelf in the door which holds the milk. The end of the shelf broke off, the milk crashed to the ground. On the floor now was a lump of cheese, a broken shelf, a smashed pint of milk and a rapidly spreading lactic lake. What are the odds? I'd have more chance of bedding Julia Roberts. If it were on U-tube, you'd say it was a set up.
You must have had crazy accidents of this stupid variety........

 

[davek1808]

No use crying over spilt well you know the saying.

 

[idahoblues]

Hard cheese

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Bet you’ve had un oeuf for today

 

[nw42]

For an omelette story that can't be beaten.

 

[BimboBob]

Certainly milking this for all it's worth.

 

[Saddleworth2]

You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs...

 

[aguero93:20]

Lateral vision, due care and attention, a neatly stocked larder, you obviously lactose things.

 

[LWashington]

I fancied a pint of milk and a rapidly spreading lactic lake.

 

[crazyg]

You've got to be yolking.
I used to have a Lada. Great for carrying milk and eggs - never lost one.